Bairnardo Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 I made a jokey 'glad he's got 10 fingers' comment and then felt like an arsehole because the midwife gave me a look like she hears this about 20 times a day.Not as many as "throw and extra stitch in there doc HAHAHAHAHAH" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 44 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 51 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I made a jokey 'glad he's got 10 fingers' comment and then felt like an arsehole because the midwife gave me a look like she hears this about 20 times a day. Not as many as "throw and extra stitch in there doc HAHAHAHAHAH" Or - “You’re a gynaecologist but I bet you don’t deal with as many c***s as I do!” Hahahahha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: you stole that patter off your Dad Guilty. It was a joke obviously as there is hopefully nobody else anywhere on earth who has ever said that to a midwife/gynaecologist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Ingo ohne Flamingo said: Judging by stories on here, all births are different, it's a traumatic entrance into the world! Though the experiences of Ruggys misses (sorry I can't remember her name) is absolutely nuts and it's a delight to hear how they've come through everything! Ha. I swear we should write a book about it all! In fact I deserve some sort of medal for pushing a baby out with a broken sternum and back with no painkillers Here we are out in the garden doing the Saints #passiton challenge. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingo ohne Flamingo Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 54 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Ha. I swear we should write a book about it all! In fact I deserve some sort of medal for pushing a baby out with a broken sternum and back with no painkillers Here we are out in the garden doing the Saints #passiton challenge. That's class! Glad to see you're all well I think my daughter has the same pink snowsuit! So cute 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Mine had the good grace to be born 6 weeks before WC2014 started. This was her take on the Brazil v Germany game 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Mine had the good grace to be born 6 weeks before WC2014 started. This was her take on the Brazil v Germany game Sure it wasnt her take on the performance of David Luiz? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Sure it wasnt her take on the performance of David Luiz?Could well have been, we watched the game at a Brazilian mate's gaff so she might have been entirely perplexed as to what Leandrao had been bumming that side up for. She's more into basketball these days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Ha. I swear we should write a book about it all! In fact I deserve some sort of medal for pushing a baby out with a broken sternum and back with no painkillers [emoji23] Here we are out in the garden doing the Saints #passiton challenge. You deserve a medal for having the wee ones in Saints gear rather than Falkirk 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 30 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: You deserve a medal for having the wee ones in Saints gear rather than Falkirk As if they were going to be anything but Saints fans! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Maisie has been at her dad's for week and god i miss her,Ben is bored out his nut but we do our best to keep him busy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 13 hours ago, Ingo ohne Flamingo said: You've obviously never met my Daughter who seems to think that sleep is overrated My son, from about a year old until he started nursery, was an absolute fucking nightmare. To the point that we had professional help to try and deal with it as my ex and I were were like zombies*. I understood, then, why sleep deprivation was used as torture. In the first six months, though, all three of mine slept like kittens and I'm sure @Ross. will have a great time when he takes the wee man home. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingo ohne Flamingo Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 27 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: My son, from about a year old until he started nursery, was an absolute fucking nightmare. To the point that we had professional help to try and deal with it as my ex and I were were like zombies*. I understood, then, why sleep deprivation was used as torture. In the first six months, though, all three of mine slept like kittens and I'm sure @Ross. will have a great time when he takes the wee man home. Honestly mate, it took my wife 90 minutes to get her to sleep tonight, 90 minutes later and she was up again and now in our bed so I look forward to randomly getting booted in the head at 4am with her big smile then in my face shouting "funny!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Ingo ohne Flamingo said: Honestly mate, it took my wife 90 minutes to get her to sleep tonight, 90 minutes later and she was up again and now in our bed so I look forward to randomly getting booted in the head at 4am with her big smile then in my face shouting "funny!" I scrolled back and see she's coming up for two so it looks like you're going through a similar hell to ours. I feel for you. One of our tactics (out of desperation) was to buy a double bed and for each of us to to take turns at sleeping with him. Fucks up the whole family but one of us got a night's sleep occasionally. Now that he's 19 I, now and then, take him in a cup of tea and some toast about half an hour before he's due to get up for his work (he's on a gap year) with the 'Oh did I disturb your sleep?' look of innocence. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Edited April 9, 2020 by The_Kincardine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Being papped out of the hospital this morning, picking them up in a couple of hours. I’m sure I’ll keep you updated with whatever version of the above I end up with. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 12 hours ago, Rugster said: Another year in the seaside league. Yay! Must admit he looks very smart in that strip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Another year in the seaside league. Yay! Must admit he looks very smart in that strip. Aidan Connolly doesnt need it now anyway.He does look very smart despite the strip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmen Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Lockdown day 924(that’s what it feels like)Me - Julia please go brush your teethJulia - no, I don’t want toMe - Julia, go brush your teeth or there will be no ipad tomorrowJulia - do I look like a horse or a camel? As you are treating me like a horse or a camel!Julia - storms upstairs muttering ‘I’m not a horse or a camelMe - walks away pissing myself 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 They come away with the weirdest things! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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