philpy Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Better dress sense already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Does anyone else need to resist all temptation to drop kick their 3 year old at pointsThe 4 year old does test this resistance a lot. He can be really bright and daft at the same time and when he is in strop it's just wow.The younger one decided at 14 months to finally take steps unaided, two weeks later he thinks he has to run everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 My missus is due in March. First wean. Take it these things are a cakewalk? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: My missus is due in March. First wean. Take it these things are a cakewalk? It's a piece of piss Congratulations 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 8 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: My missus is due in March. First wean. Take it these things are a cakewalk? Congrats and best wishes to your Mrs for a safe pregnancy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 37 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: My missus is due in March. First wean. Take it these things are a cakewalk? Congratulations to you both 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 My missus is due in March. First wean. Take it these things are a cakewalk?Aye mate, a stroll in the park! You’ll not even notice any difference until that first time you step barefoot on their lego. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 (edited) You end up forgetting you’re covered on baby sick and go out with it dribbkedvall down your back. Much same after I’ve had a bukkake party. Edited September 18, 2019 by Rowan 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 You end up forgetting you’re covered on baby sick and go out with it dribbkedvall down your back. Much same after I’ve had a bukkae party.Indeed. Ah look a wee bit of baby shite on my sleeve. Dabs with baby wipe. Yep that's fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 4 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Hey you! Yes you! Do you like not sleeping? Do you like always being tired? Do you like an empty bank account? Do you like putting away all your nice things for a decade? If you answered yes to all of the above then you're going to love babies! Just kidding, well no I'm not but it's still worth it, congrats Finding this particularly now. My 4 year old has difficulties that make him extremely impulsive and unable to comprehend instruction, it's like living with a german shepherd constantly having their mad hour. We have a TV with really long and really deep score marks in it, I'm hoping it survives another couple of maturing for the youngest to be worthwhile getting a new one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 14 hours ago, Busta Nut said: My missus is due in March. First wean. Take it these things are a cakewalk? Reality is that everyone is just winging it and hoping for the best. Absolutely the best thing you'll ever do though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 My 4 year old just asked how ladies get a baby in their tummy. Nope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Finding this particularly now. My 4 year old has difficulties that make him extremely impulsive and unable to comprehend instruction, it's like living with a german shepherd constantly having their mad hour. We have a TV with really long and really deep score marks in it, I'm hoping it survives another couple of maturing for the youngest to be worthwhile getting a new one.Can you not put it on the wall? A week after my daughter took her first steps my tele got put up, out of reach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 31 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 5 hours ago, ShaggysBeard said: Finding this particularly now. My 4 year old has difficulties that make him extremely impulsive and unable to comprehend instruction, it's like living with a german shepherd constantly having their mad hour. We have a TV with really long and really deep score marks in it, I'm hoping it survives another couple of maturing for the youngest to be worthwhile getting a new one. Can you not put it on the wall? A week after my daughter took her first steps my tele got put up, out of reach. Too late for this one. Next one though that's definitely the plan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, ShaggysBeard said: Too late for this one. Next one though that's definitely the plan. Next kid or next telly? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: My 4 year old just asked how ladies get a baby in their tummy. Nope. We've had this conversation but she's more interested in how babies come out. Especially since Catherine was a c-section and Fraser naturally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 You end up forgetting you’re covered on baby sick and go out with it dribbkedvall down your back. Much same after I’ve had a bukkae party.[emoji3166] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 I think there's a k missing in Rowan's post, and it might be one of the most unexpected things to read on this particular thread. I nearly spat out my dinner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 I think there's a k missing in Rowan's post, and it might be one of the most unexpected things to read on this particular thread. I nearly spat out my dinner. If it was meant to be that then Halloween will be a cinch, go as a plasterers radio 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Aye cos laydeez can't make flippant gross out jokes^^^ angling for invite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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