welshbairn Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I gave our pram to charity because I’m not a greedy b*****d. Reveal hidden contents Nae c**t would buy it. @DA Baracus would have bought it off you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 I don't have a child 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 (edited) 23 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I don't have a child You might find a paraplegic. Best to be prepared. Edited April 21, 2019 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 You might find a paraplegic. Best to be prepared.Fail to prepare, prepare to fail 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Sorry, not a thread for me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 I don't have a childWell strike me down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingo ohne Flamingo Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 My wee lassie turned 10 months old today and what a happy wee gorgeous kid she is but we have one very small issue which is a pain in the arse, she loves Boobs as much as her Daddy . Has anyone else had issues trying to get their Baby onto a bottle? My wee lassie just point blank refuses, even if it’s expressed, tried for months and still no luck. My wife goes back to work in 2 weeks time and it’s a slight concern to say the least! please feel free to tell me to f**k off to Mumsnet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingo ohne Flamingo Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I've not had long term problems with my wee one being on the bottle, but he has had a few spells where he goes on strike from it. We got through it by putting bigger teats on the bottles. With the smaller ones he could just push it about with his tongue instead of drinking, the bigger one fills his mouth and he just gets on with it. Worth investigating? Tried that a few nights ago and no luck. Back before Christmas we managed to get her to take a bottle but when I had time off work we got lazy and just kept breastfeeding her for the sake of convenience, unfortunately that’s backfired big time. Mind you, I’ve not had to get up once during the night for a feed. Every cloud and that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 They always say it's easiest if your Mrs doesn't try bottle feeding to begin with and should also leave the room so that the wee one doesn't see their normal route to milk. Bottle type is another thing. Might take trying a few different ones before the wee one takes to it. Good luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: They always say it's easiest if your Mrs doesn't try bottle feeding to begin with and should also leave the room so that the wee one doesn't see their normal route to milk. Bottle type is another thing. Might take trying a few different ones before the wee one takes to it. Good luck. How are you Mrs? Hope you and the brood are well. x 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, sjc said: How are you Mrs? Hope you and the brood are well. x I'm doing great thanks and so are the brood! I am the best I've been in a year. Waiting on the Queen Elizabeth giving me a date for my stem cell transplant, should be a few weeks maximum wait. Wee bit nervous but know it will be worth it in the long run. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Honest Saints Fan said: I'm doing great thanks and so are the brood! I am the best I've been in a year. Waiting on the Queen Elizabeth giving me a date for my stem cell transplant, should be a few weeks maximum wait. Wee bit nervous but know it will be worth it in the long run. Great to hear you're (all) well and in a positive frame of mind Gambatte! x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 5 hours ago, Ingo ohne Flamingo said: My wee lassie turned 10 months old today and what a happy wee gorgeous kid she is but we have one very small issue which is a pain in the arse, she loves Boobs as much as her Daddy . Has anyone else had issues trying to get their Baby onto a bottle? My wee lassie just point blank refuses, even if it’s expressed, tried for months and still no luck. My wife goes back to work in 2 weeks time and it’s a slight concern to say the least! please feel free to tell me to f**k off to Mumsnet We wouldn’t do that, once they found out you were from p&b you’d get banned! (Long story!) Have you tried a sippy cup rather than a bottle? Once the Mrs is at work she’s not going to have a choice so you may find it clicks into place, she won’t starve though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 9 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: I'm doing great thanks and so are the brood! I am the best I've been in a year. Waiting on the Queen Elizabeth giving me a date for my stem cell transplant, should be a few weeks maximum wait. Wee bit nervous but know it will be worth it in the long run. Good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 43 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Oh I forgot, it's not a long term solution but using a medicine spoon got milk into him once when he was refusing the bottle. Slow progress though! Stubborn wee shites, aren’t they?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingo ohne Flamingo Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 (edited) 11 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: They always say it's easiest if your Mrs doesn't try bottle feeding to begin with and should also leave the room so that the wee one doesn't see their normal route to milk. Bottle type is another thing. Might take trying a few different ones before the wee one takes to it. Good luck. Aye that’s how we got it first time round before complacency kicked in at Christmas. We’ve also tried a few different bottles and teets, it were the Nuk latex ones we found luck with at first but even with the larger ones now she’ll still not take it. 6 hours ago, Rowan said: We wouldn’t do that, once they found out you were from p&b you’d get banned! (Long story!) Have you tried a sippy cup rather than a bottle? Once the Mrs is at work she’s not going to have a choice so you may find it clicks into place, she won’t starve though! She drinks water from the sippy cup but she’s had a teething moment of late so hasn’t wanted water either. She’s a proper wee Diva, like her maw 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: Oh I forgot, it's not a long term solution but using a medicine spoon got milk into him once when he was refusing the bottle. Slow progress though! That might be a shout, that or trying the wee medicine syringe, weans eh?! Edited April 22, 2019 by Ingo ohne Flamingo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Wait until she's 13... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 We have now officially been given kinship and the back payments are to be paid next,we are getting over £5k so can now do the kids rooms and our new bedroom. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Any P&B parents secret cocaine addicts? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48147865 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Any P&B parents secret cocaine addicts?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48147865Can't help but feel if they weren't middle class then the focus would be a bit different in this story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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