Rugster Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 10 hours ago, The Woolshed said: Thanks everyone. Find it so weird going back to the house leaving Mum and baby in hospital. Guess all dad's from section babies will go through it. Just a weird feeling leaving at 9pm. Congratulations mate. Yes that bit is a right shitter, it was nearly a week I had to leave them every night too, hopefully you will only have to do it a couple of days. Great when you get them home! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tout P'ti FC Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I taught my wee one to say the "everybody be cool this is a robbery" bit from pulp fiction. Carefully inserting "mother frogger" etc. Maybe inappropriate for a 3yo in retrospect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Woolshed Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Congratulations mate. Yes that bit is a right shitter, it was nearly a week I had to leave them every night too, hopefully you will only have to do it a couple of days. Great when you get them home! Cheers Ruggy. Hope your little one is doing well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuggie_Murray7 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 (edited) Our eldest knocked over a sky scraper of DVD's and said "aw f**k". I had to tell her off whilst turning bright red as I tried to hold my laugh in. Now we can stop her saying it. Edited January 27, 2017 by Shuggie_Murray7 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 11 hours ago, Shuggie_Murray7 said: Anyone else had problems getting kids to stop swearing? Aye, the daughter in law has had the embarrassment of being pulled by the nursery teacher to say Jack has been using the word f**k, we're all being cautious during our convos between each other now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambino7 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 12 hours ago, Shuggie_Murray7 said: Anyone else had problems getting kids to stop swearing? If "sweetie" is a swear word guilty as charged 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambino7 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Shuggie_Murray7 said: Our eldest knocked over a sky scraper of DVD's and said "aw f**k". I had to tell her off whilst turning bright red as I tried to hold my laugh in. Now we can stop her saying it. When my boy grows up to say f**k the hearts it will be a proud day joking...not really 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Woolshed Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Aye, the daughter in law has had the embarrassment of being pulled by the nursery teacher to say Jack has been using the word f**k, we're all being cautious during our convos between each other now You've always been quite the potty mouth HTB [emoji6] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 1 hour ago, The Woolshed said: Cheers Ruggy. Hope your little one is doing well. Thanks mate, she's brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 47 minutes ago, The Woolshed said: You've always been quite the potty mouth HTB It's still a mystery how I wasn't dragged into a quiet corner of a ground and punched I'm getting the blame for jack of course, but I went up to see him last night and counted my sons sweary words, 8 fucks and 7 shites in the earshot of the bairn, I rest my case, not me. Had two days of nursery without incident as I told him I wouldn't play with him if he didn't stop saying the bad words 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Oh ya fucker. We had our first projectile vomit this afternoon. All over me, her, the couch and floor. Least I know she's swallowing food! Yuck. I fucking hate sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Woolshed Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Minor minor worry before as George's blood sugar was 2.6 which is the minimum threshold. He's also not breathing as well as they'd like (side effect of a section baby I believe) so he's been monitored this afternoon. But signs are of improvement in both of these so all good, I think. [emoji2][url=http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/uploads/monthly_2017_01/IMG_1485535195.713041.jpg.7e6725cd86cfbfbc2c30cdaeeaf557f9.jpg]http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/uploads/monthly_2017_01/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Oh ya fucker. We had our first projectile vomit this afternoon. All over me, her, the couch and floor. Least I know she's swallowing food! Yuck. I fucking hate sick. Walked in the door from work to find HSF covered in more projectile. Had to cut the T shirt off her. Disappointed in myself for not taking a photo first tbqh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 45 minutes ago, Rugster said: Walked in the door from work to find HSF covered in more projectile. Had to cut the T shirt off her. Disappointed in myself for not taking a photo first tbqh Do it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 She just spewed again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 In theory that sounds great, but I was coming home to my 16 month old Boy. Tbf, did get an alright sleep but up at 5:30 with Sam while he tears the house to shreds [emoji30] Ah! I didn't realise you already had one. Ah well, least you got an alright sleep![emoji106] I booked on a 3 day golfing holiday in Portugal 5 months after my daughter was born. Slept like a log.I would highly recommend it. Ha! My brother and about 5 of his mates have all become Dads in the last year and are fucking off to Portugal on a golfing holiday in April! [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Rugby, try and get 5ml fluids into her every 5 min to keep her hydrated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 My mates brother taught his nephew who is from Bristol to say you can't as his first words. When I clicked as to why I was in hysterics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Mum's in the kitchen having her tea and our 2 yo is pulling at the gate on the kitchen door and has been repeating "mummy" for the 5 minutes between pointing at her open mouth. Pound for pound she has eaten more than the rest of us put together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Erm I don't have a clue what she is thinking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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