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Here's the place for your petty moaning about unimportant stuff that the modern young people do/don't do that has made the world a shitehole. Thought this would be worth hiving off from the PTTGOYN so the youngsters are protected from the bitter whining of us old yins, poor lambs. Just soooo bloody precious, aren't you? (this would also be a good place for the coffin-dodgers to rail angrily against those yet to receive their telegram from the Queen, who nevertheless see fit to consider themselves 'old' when they can probably still get their hole without medical aid, and probably with continent women whose nipples don't get caught in their belly wrinkles, the upstart greetin'-faced bairns) Always good to start with a shite one, as my mother said when I was born - been watching The Omen 3 this evening, and there's a scene at the beginning where a guy takes the ribbon from a typewriter. The bairn wanders past during this and says, "what's that?" Bloody fancy-dan weans with their modern electrical computing machines and tiny typesetting equipment