Welcome to this year's Mince Pie Watch.
In order to be of service to the community, I will be wrecking my svelt figure over the next two months so that you do not need to be let down by substandard mince pies, false advertising, and money grabbing profiteers.
This year's rating system will be based on Scottish Football Teams. At least, my personal feelings towards Scottish Football Teams. As I am a helpful chap, the second post in this thread will be edited regularly to contain the short rating of all pies sampled. Full descriptions can be found in the pie's specific post.