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Sitting in the office on a quiet Friday morning reading P&B before begrudgingly getting on with some work, when all of a sudden the peace and quiet is rudely disturbed by a rapturous round of applause. Yes once again someone is moving onto pastures new and is receiving the horribly awkward last day good bye circle jerk! The poor c**t has to sit there while twenty odd people stand around grinning like morons as they watch them receive some shitty gifts, then of course the individual has to say something cripplingly witty like 'Ooh this'll be getting opened tonight' or 'I might be back in six months' to which every single fucker leering over them bursts out laughing as if The Big Yin himself has been dishing out his very best. Then there's the applause, drawn out awkward cringe worthy applause as if everyone there utterly adores the person, when in reality they couldn't give a flying f**k if they never see the c**t again. Shit like this make my skin crawl, so it got me to thinking. What other awkward social constructs like this make you cringe at the mere thought of them?