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Hi chaps (and chapesses) Just wondering which teams have the most attractive fans? Please post your evidence here. My thoughts are listed below: Aberdeen - I know a lass I studied with and she's a bit of alright. Celtic - Probably quite obese with wonky eyes. Dundee - Bar is high because I'm a fan and I'm a bloody stunner. Hamilton - Hamilton suffer from only having about 8 fans so their chances of having any 'Lookers' is nigh on impossible. Hearts - Can only imagine some jam covered Susan Boyle types wearing XXXL replica shirts waddling to and from the games. Hibernian - Seem to have a number of hot blondes that attend their games - can you elaborate Hibees? Kilmarnock - Apparently they have the fattest fans in the land (second only to Sevco). Motherwell - Not seen much evidence here but Motherwell is a bit of a hole so I have to assume the worst. Partick Thistle - Everyone loves Thistle, student area, must be some beauties in their support. R*ng*rs - Easily the most horrendous looking bunch of non primary school graduates ever. Struggling with weight issues, IQ issues and mobility scooter issues. Ross County - Monobrowed sisters with poor dental hygiene who enjoy rolling around in cow shit infested fields. St Johnstone - I was at the McDiarmid back in the 08/09 season and the home fans seemed to be populated with ginger female Simon Murrayesque mutants.