Hi chaps (and chapesses)
Just wondering which teams have the most attractive fans? Please post your evidence here.
My thoughts are listed below:
Aberdeen - I know a lass I studied with and she's a bit of alright.
Celtic - Probably quite obese with wonky eyes.
Dundee - Bar is high because I'm a fan and I'm a bloody stunner.
Hamilton - Hamilton suffer from only having about 8 fans so their chances of having any 'Lookers' is nigh on impossible.
Hearts - Can only imagine some jam covered Susan Boyle types wearing XXXL replica shirts waddling to and from the games.
Hibernian - Seem to have a number of hot blondes that attend their games - can you elaborate Hibees?
Kilmarnock - Apparently they have the fattest fans in the land (second only to Sevco).
Motherwell - Not seen much evidence here but Motherwell is a bit of a hole so I have to assume the worst.
Partick Thistle - Everyone loves Thistle, student area, must be some beauties in their support.
R*ng*rs - Easily the most horrendous looking bunch of non primary school graduates ever. Struggling with weight issues, IQ issues and mobility scooter issues.
Ross County - Monobrowed sisters with poor dental hygiene who enjoy rolling around in cow shit infested fields.
St Johnstone - I was at the McDiarmid back in the 08/09 season and the home fans seemed to be populated with ginger female Simon Murrayesque mutants.