Search the Community

This thread is a celebration of talentless morons and fuckwits who have released utterly dreadful records over the years. I would prefer songs by acts that had a modicum of success, like radio airplay or an appearance on Top of the Pops, rather than somebody just recording absolute pish in their bedroom. However, feel free to post anything you want, as long as we can collectively laugh at how shite it is. I'll get the ball rolling with this bunch of useless c***s...

Alright guys. I need suggestions for decent radio stations in the office please. I am into anything so I can listen to other peoples shite as long as something semi decent comes on every second song. One that isn't too repeaty will be favoured.

A thread where political zoomers can troll to their heart's content. Multiple consecutive postings welcome. Untruths, misleading guff and out & out lies positively welcomed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45832167 So let's hear it guys, what was your favourite utterly embarassing defeat? Was it Israel? Was it?

Newton 0 - 4 Stranraer Went to Blairmount tonight eager to see the team Newton were putting out - as I have heard they have signed a number of decent players. Put it this way, without that goalkeeper of theirs they will be rock bottom of the league. In fact they may as well just pull out now. I think there was black and white cones on the pitch in the second half.

So here it is, the game we've all been waiting on. We've looked a bit better since McKinnon has came in, no disrespect to Alloa but if we're to stay in this division we need to be winning this. Is anyone confident in their team? How do the Alloa fans think they're adapting to the championship?

The blue/black or white/gold dress conundrum of 2018 - which do you hear, Laurel or Yanny? https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2018/05/dont-rest-on-your-laurels/560483/

We really need three points here against an awful Sevco side. Trouble is, we're ruddy awful too. O'Dea suspended and hopefully never to return to the starting line up again. Is this on TV? If so, I'll have to try and catch it somewhere in sunny Barcelona... We MIGHT get a draw here...another 0-0?

I've got a ticket for this, so unfortunately I'll be in attendance for a routine away win by the Green Machine.

Big game for both teams coming up. Another late goal lost but an overall spirited showing by Thistle. Same can't be said of the Paisley Saints as they got a shoeing at Tannadice. Various plus points from Thistle's game today. Trebling our away goal tally with contributions from Craigen, Elliott and McMillan. Welsh, Higgy and Fraser should be available for selection too. Saints will no doubt be missing the talusmanic Thommo-hawk again. Our strikers could learn a bit from him as according to his piece in the Scotsman a striker's link play contributes to his effectiveness greatly. Doolan put in a shift but with little to show for it. After being removed to jeers from some of the away support we went onto to take the lead with the much maligned Craigen and Elliott contributing great goals. Lawless and Higgy linking up along with them in a decent attacking performance. Usual calls for Fox to be dropped. His distribution is slow and he has lost a few near post goals but I don't think Gallacher would have done much better today. Balatoni was okay so there could be an argument for Frans replacing him too. Pleased with the spirit shown by Thistle today and could be considered unlucky not to grab all 3 points given the timing of the equalser. Two down at one point so even a point increased our lead over the Saints to four points again. Hopefully that will ease the pressure we seem to struggle with and create a gap over Saints. Obviously St Mirren and Tommy Craig will be doing their darnest to keep the points in Paisley so this should be another entertaining affair. Prediction St Mirren 1 Partick Thistle 3