I've had a Romanian chum kip with me for the last month. All well and good. Except, in a fit of generosity, to rush out and replace the milk. With RED milk.
I had a word and he realised the error of his ways. So he made up for it by going out and buying 2 litres of BLUE milk. Sadly, no red milk left to dilute it with.
The Co-op purple milk is actually okay, not that it's ever darkened this doorstep.
So what's your favourite milk?