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Guess who's back.. Back again... Nobody really cares who wins the actual league these days, and this competition always gives the wee teams a chance to win something, and with Dundee back in the league they will be itching to add to the trophy cabinet next to the "we played Crystal Palace" trophy they love so much. As ever, we start with the biggest defeat of the opening weekend, which somewhat unsurprisingly was Livingstons 3-0 loss at Ibrox. They only faced the prospect of the Hot Potato once last season, and comfortably sent it packing with a 2-0 win, so this truly is uncharted territory for the Lions. They host Aberdeen on Sunday. What a season this promises to be. Week 1: Livingston (0-3 v Rangers (A))

Well we are back, and back with a bang. And then thanks to Aberdeen, we're not back. But most folk are. So in the words of Micky Mellon, "We go again" Kicking off this years Hot Potato, as they did last year, Celtic demolish the recipients at Parkhead on flag day. Goals From Frimpong and Klimala, and a hattrick from Edsonne Oduoard seal the points. Week 1: Hamilton (1-5 Celtic (A)) All eyes on what could be a vital Hot Potato Showdown, even this early in the season as Accies host last years winners losers Ross County. Yet to be determined if they have named last years Potato Ross and added it to their squad, or if they are content with the 46 Ross's they have already. The anticipation is killing me.

Hi chaps (and chapesses) Just wondering which teams have the most attractive fans? Please post your evidence here. My thoughts are listed below: Aberdeen - I know a lass I studied with and she's a bit of alright. Celtic - Probably quite obese with wonky eyes. Dundee - Bar is high because I'm a fan and I'm a bloody stunner. Hamilton - Hamilton suffer from only having about 8 fans so their chances of having any 'Lookers' is nigh on impossible. Hearts - Can only imagine some jam covered Susan Boyle types wearing XXXL replica shirts waddling to and from the games. Hibernian - Seem to have a number of hot blondes that attend their games - can you elaborate Hibees? Kilmarnock - Apparently they have the fattest fans in the land (second only to Sevco). Motherwell - Not seen much evidence here but Motherwell is a bit of a hole so I have to assume the worst. Partick Thistle - Everyone loves Thistle, student area, must be some beauties in their support. R*ng*rs - Easily the most horrendous looking bunch of non primary school graduates ever. Struggling with weight issues, IQ issues and mobility scooter issues. Ross County - Monobrowed sisters with poor dental hygiene who enjoy rolling around in cow shit infested fields. St Johnstone - I was at the McDiarmid back in the 08/09 season and the home fans seemed to be populated with ginger female Simon Murrayesque mutants.