Sadly, the old top of the league house is no more. The volume of soiled pyjamas and burnt spoons - and that was just in the hot tub - was too much for the cleaners to cope with and the place had to be encased in concrete.
For 2018/19, occupants will have to make do with this splendid Thomson Glenalmond Top of the League Caravan (see below).
Current inhabitants Alloa Athletic are finding it to be plush and spacious and have spent many an hour at the clever fold down table explaining to their new derby rivals Falkirk the concept of being top of the league.
Ross County spending untold millions on Champioship royalty like Declan “I can’t fucking believe he has missed from there” McManus doesn’t appear to be working out for them just yet.
The Wasps have the keys. Ayr are hot on their heels but who will hook it up to the back of their open top bus and head off to the Premiership with it?
Stay tuned...