HTG

I think we're all pretty much in the same boat tbh ...

I don't. Dugshite.

This BBC Scotland coverage has been superbly insightful. Not a single fucking word through all of that James Last pish

Greeks ken the score

Councillor who is really unhappy about fly tipping of garden waste unleashes an exemplary compo face as he stands beside a pile of non-garden waste ...

Indeed. "Did you threaten to sack Mr Lewis" becomes "Do you think he threatened to sack Mr Lewis" to some low end non-entity.

Newsnight being fired into the sun. That'll be Victoria Derbyshire's fault for eviscerating Tories.

Suella - "Channel 5 is a hate channel". Or similar when she gets round to it.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/24863850/channel-5-schedule-nazi/amp/ Programme pulled.

A wee still of the Cantwell dive with commentary from a lunatic ...

Unbelievable. This tweet alone should have seen her pick up the "worst c**t in Scotland" award.

Two of my bins went over and the food recycling bucket had a holiday too the other side of the garden. Disgraceful that this was all caused by the storm with no name.

Just to correct myself, she appears to be a prospective candidate. I suspect this one tweet alone will ensure she doesn't secure the nomination. Unless Labour loses the absolute run of itself.

He's very pleased with himself though - it's his pinned tweet which gives you a sense of the bilge lurking beneath

She's apparently getting a bit of a doing on Twitter but I'm not sure what else to expect if you're going to tweet nonsense like that and then put yourself out there as a representative of the people. Instinct tells me she should maybe address this particular elephant in her room rather than mump about the nick of her DMs.

One of the massive challenges for the Civil Service is that IT professionals who are capable of re-engineering or reconstructing IT systems used across govt command far higher wages than the graded pay structure within the public sector can support. It's almost impossible to recruit the right calibre of personnel (and keep them busy for the long term in the way that a company specialising in this stuff can). I've seen a couple of laudable attempts to pull that in-house capability together but they've been very frustrating to be part of. Anyway, back to the point of Labour - they'll not be able to change this as the horse has long since fucked off down the street.

Anyone else crossed the line to smoked haddock supper recently (aka broon fish supper in Bo'ness by the sea)?

Labour's General Election candidate for Livingston and Linlithgow keen to represent Scots in whom she has no trust on the grounds that they're too anti-catholic. It's the sort of tweet that you'd think would fall into the "maths is shite" rantings of secondary school but seems to date from 2023.

Cheers - there's so much sportswashing in the "greatest league in the world" that I lost my bearings. I'm just glad that we've got Sky around to shine a light on why this sort of thing goes on ...

Applying Everton's punishment to City's 115 charges, they'll lose 1150 points - presumably backdated across each season until they're squared up. Followed by the stripping of titles and prize money attached to being in the EPL during that time. I daresay Qatar will find the money to pay for it down the side of a couch.

Or ... they could have taken a completely reasonable humanitarian position and voted for a ceasefire and still cantered an election in 12 months time. Instead they opted not to bother their arse about the ongoing slaughter of thousands of innocent people and continued to try to appeal to Tory England. It's absolutely possible to condemn Hamas whilst calling for a halt on something that results in innocent kids getting slaughtered. Next up - a 3 line whip to vote for the UK's withdrawal from the ECHR.

Starmer is a complete fucking shitebag.

Suella speaks from her back bench. c**t. https://twitter.com/SuellaBraverman/status/1724820910283116735

These faces have been removed from BTP Twitter which suggests they've all been identified.