That alone should illustrate why he wouldn't touch us with a bargepole.
In the right hands, you could turn around most clubs in the four national divisions below the Premier League and make them reach the promised lands where oodles of cash await.
Bournemouth and Luton both have grounds with smaller capacities than Tannadice.
In the right hands, you could turn us around and get us finishing 3rd in the Premiership every year and possibly turn out the merest of profits - and that's dream scenario stuff.
Only fools with cash to spare will invest in Scottish fitba.