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Alan Young was in the 200 Club yesterday introducing himself to folk individually. Very likeable chap. Hope his tenure as chairman is a happy one.

Bizarre dream I had last night... Walked in to Bar Itza (Now Fifty high st) in Kirkcaldy and held the door open for a couple and their Jack Russell dog on their way out. Looked at the dogs arse and it had a perfect white square surrounding it's hole but it had brown dots in each corner of the square so it looked like a dice had landed on number five. Very close to beating my disco dancing T-Rex dream, that one.

It's the 21st century. There's bound to be some way we can clone Mark Campbell?Easily one of the best defenders I've seen at the club. Dominant in the air to the extent that forwards didn't even bother contesting long, high balls.

Absolutely spot on.I'd be fucking raging at my gaffer if she cancelled a night out that I'd already spent money on because the team weren't performing as well as they should/could. Kevin Moon's Mankind outfit complete with Mr Socko is tremendous as well.

People who start sentences with, "Listen..." I probably would have listened if you hadn't started your sentence as such you total p***ks.

L-R: Widnae, Widnae, Widnae, Widnae, Widnae, Widnae.Clean sweep of widnaes.

I think The Arch posted on a topic that Alan Lowing's girlfriend looked like a chipmunk and then asked to get it deleted as he might know her/him, something like that.Anyway, the good people of P&B tried to make it as obscure as possible (ahem!) by trying to get Alan Lowing Chipmunk Girlfriend to the top of Google. Folk were even typing 'Alan Lowing Chipmunk Girlfriend' at the bottom of entirely unrelated posts. Alan Lowing Chipmunk Girlfriend.

Blue Monday is alright if you want to pull an auld rough effort who'd ride her way around your pals.Or as they call them in Cowdenbeath: Wife Material.

I was a couple of months away from my 16th birthday so couldn't hit the pubs down the town after the game. The Saturday before the game was my pal's 18th though with his party being held in the Ravenscraig hotel. Most I've ever drank in one sitting to this day and I can only presume that I wasn't sick all over myself due to a heady combination of eating hunners of sausage rolls and dancing my tits off to Whigfield's Saturday Night. I was also trying to get rifled in about this wee piece who was 19 at an age where pulling a 19 year old would have afforded me legendary status rather than gaining me a laptop confiscation from the CID that it would now. Great, great times!

Stating that the stuff from the club will be "skipped" gives the impression that he couldn't give one f**k about that football club.

I don't 'scan' your posts at all.The posts of yours that I do come across are predominantly negative. I appreciate that you are just typing it as you see it but the aloofness you display when someone hits you with a contrary opinion would suggest that you can't accept that other people see things different.

Seriously? The supporters who can see both the positives and the negatives are blinkered as opposed to permanently negative supporters like yourself who, it would appear, can't see any good with the team or any chance of progression under the current management regime?

I don't know why folk bother responding to the likes of Big Berk. He wants to be negative about the Rovers and nothing will change that. If we won the league he'd probably be on here advising that the rest of the league was shite and we were only slightly better. He'll always be right.

This is on my Christmas list as I'm sure it is a good few others.One of the things I'm most looking forward to receiving.

So because we have a lesser standard of player we should afford them less patience?

I don't think anyone does find that unrealistic.Football players mis-place passes all the time though. Do you think it's productive to get on a players back after the first shitty pass he makes?

Both McGurn and Fox in the Press today stating that they need the supporters to get right behind the squad. Seeing the Coca Cola cup winning team on the stage on Monday reminded me of the difference between the supporters then and the supporters now. Early nineties, we'd go a goal down and the supporters would ramp up the volume before we took kick-off. The atmosphere was often electric and the boost that the players got was usually evident. Nowadays a player mis-places a pass within the first 5 minutes and aw c**t is going mental. The players have their part to play of course but does anyone else feel that the support is a wee bit unrealistic at times?

The 200 Club is opening on Friday night (14th) to show the Scotland v Ireland Euro Qualifier. The game starts at 7:30pm with the club opening up at 6:30pm. This is an open invitation to all in the hope that we can get a crowd in and provide a cheap night out with all takings (as usual) going to the football club. Half time pies provided!

I'm not on the bus tomorrow due to work but is there anything I can help you with regarding the bus, Yoss?

I'm totally shocked at this breaking news.I've just recently learned that the Spice Girls split up and now this. Not been a great day.

What a fucking banger!

Eh?! Would you not cut your grass because you needed a new kitchen fitted? Completely agree.I wore black boots all the time I played for one good reason: I was shite. Multicoloured boots should be left to the skilful players who can justify wearing them in my opinion.

Aye, just do it anyway.I quite fancy a motorbike, one of those chopper efforts, but the wife and kids are dead against it on the (admittedly high) chance that I end up dead against it. You can't live your life worrying about what might happen next, man!

How do you explain this then?..

Braw! Thank you.