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Aye. Gaining a reputation for diving will burn us more often than it'll reward us.

Definite dive from Vaughan. I thought that yesterday from about 100 yards away but the highlights confirm it. I suspect Morton would have kicked f**k out of us anyway but the sense of injustice at the first penalty award just exacerbated the problem. Excellent cross and header for Morton's first goal but I feel that Dabrowski goes for it with the wrong hand. Also, the wee ball boy at Vaughan's pen...

I wish Google Translate had a 'seething weegie' option. Morton were an absolute gang. Trying to hack, dive and manipulate the ref on their way to a result. Pleasing that it got them absolutely nowhere.

I'm more excited than I should be about how strong a bench we'll have.

A timely reminder for some that games last 90 minutes, not 45.

It's horrible. I've never found a way to enjoy this tension.

Terrible opinion, that.

We've scored 8 and I'm sure Dundee have scored 4 so far. Well worth a fiver on 5-4 to Dundee tomorrow.

I didn't see the game, but going by the pictures I've seen might it be that the ref would have to check that the bandaging was appropriate?

That'd just be delaying the inevitable.

Bobby Dabro

Plenty of good writers and genuinely funny Rovers supporters on P&B that would make good contributions. I think that, while the club is making great strides with their slightly cheekier social media output, it would be good to see the programme follow suit. Obviously nothing that'd get the club in bother but perhaps a wee bit more risqué.

That sounds like too much bother. Just eat and drink more.

I think it depends on how well the artificial pitch is maintained. I've played on some really good ones (Stark's Park) and some really bad ones (Ochilview) and some in between. Came off the bad ones feeling like I'd been running and turning on a hard surface for the duration of my game which isn't good for the old knees and ankles. Saying that, our injury list at the Rovers is often horrific so there may be something in it...

"Then the Pars took him on and he relegated them too!!"

You're some buoy.

They need to Pula themselves together.

I heard him being called Dubrovnik yesterday. Big Kev Dubrovnik.

Haha! I can see me going that way if that's the standard to be fair.

I had two Scotch pies and they were phenomenal.

It wasn't the corner flag, it was a supporter who mistakenly poked the ref in the eye when he ran on the pitch to celebrate the 50yd wonder goal. I'll not name him on here but he rhymes with Vario Dalente.

It's where we are. To read some comments you'd think that the club isn't actively trying to bring improvements in. As said above, folk are only getting jumpy because it's the Pars first. If it wasn't the case, folk would be content with having the additional three weeks to bring in the right player/s. We're not at full strength but can still put out a decent side.

The absolute cheek of Murray not just bringing in any old shite at CB and waiting for the right player instead! Raging.

If the Pars are ever going to learn from our mistakes, not signing Goncalves would be a decent start.