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Telling people that certain things are alpha-numerical they almost always repeat back "It needs numbers and letters then." You dont say.

They're the worst kind, power hungry idiots who contribute f**k all. Conspire with your colleagues to get her fired.

Stick to sharp replies like that rather than daft threads and you'll be alright.

Tell her the next time that you're ill, you'll bring the evidence in and leave it on her desk. Dont expect thanks from an employer, most of us are just seen as a number.

Chances are, if you've just been off for one day that there hasn't been much wrong with you and you've just woken up and thought "I cannae be arsed going in today." Stop being so fucking lazy and haul yer arse oot o' yer bed!

Watched The Illusionist last night. Thought it was very good if a bit transparent. Well worth watching. 7/10.

Ahh right. Was that the reply you done in 'code'? Think I saw it, what was the supposedly abusive part?

I missed that. What, in an inoffensive manner, did you write?

Just heard Iron Maiden's Trooper on Kerrang. What a tune! Clicky

Not sure those guys would have me! Might be better sticking to my 'Monster's hitlist clique'.

I've tried that Bowie, compliments ranged from Justin Timberlake to serial killer. Now I know I look f**k all like JT so where does that leave me? Who is the leader of the E-chat clique?......

I enjoy the baldies v beardies banter. Beginning to wish I was bald so I can apply for membership. A beard would hide my good looks so that wont be happening plus the girl would complain when I decided that I could be arsed kissing her.

Billy by Pamela Stephenson. 8/10 The Indispensible Calvin & Hobbes. 10/10 If you have'nt read a Calvin & Hobbes book I highly recommend them. They are of course cartoon strips but are sharp witted to the point that kids probably would'nt understand the humour.

Start a clique. The enemies of the slapper napper clique.

Now you just look like Uncle Fester in a bad wig.

Buying glasses at a cost of £200 when Xbass has pointed out a possible cheaper cure on the Reasons to be cheerful thread.

You get more in a can though!

Good point but I had to drive my fiancee's bright purple micra (The Barney-mobile) to work when my cars windscreen wiper broke off and I felt like a right idiot getting out of it in the works incredibly busy car park. Shallow. I know.

Just Googled the Rover 600. I like it!

No offence meant, I just couldnt make myself like the car. What do you drive Monster?

Could be worse WB, you could be driving about in a Fiat Brava, probably the worst car I have had the "priveledge" of driving. German or Japanese for me now. Apologies to anyone who actually has a Brava.

That pisses me off too. How much effort does it take to show a wee bit of gratitude eh?

The Strokes - First impression of Earth. 10/10. Not a bad song on the disc. Guitars are shit-hot as usual.

Is it a big HD ready t.v. Neilly? Im on the look out for one you see.

Drive-thru petrol station attendee's who have short arms.