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We played some great stuff on the deck at times today and the only time we launched the ball was if the defenders didn't have a safe option on the ground. Understandable really.

Like?..

No it didn't. Stenhousemuir hit the post and that's pretty much as close as they got. For their wee spell in the 2nd half we defended resolutely. A good performance isn't all about what we do in an attacking sense.

He made a cracker of a save low down to his right just before he got injured. The ball was almost behind him if I remember correctly. Injury fucked him as he started off really well.

Good times, eh! Hope was a good character. When he dived he landed in the same spot.

Agreed. I took part in the penalties in front of over 6k at a Pars game and it was tremendous. When I got a bit older me and one of my neeburs used to bet 50p a penalty deciding who would score or not. Bring them back. Even open it up to older people.

Liking the sound of the app as well. It'd be good if the club incentivised the trophy system. Will download when it becomes available.

I don't think Thompson is too far away from fitness but I think the club would rather he had another week recuperating. We'll be fine!

Thank you.

Hundreds, possibly thousands were in the bunker at the 14th up Dunnikier golf course. I duffed some of them into the face of the bunker and they rolled back down towards my feet.

Any reason for the wee messy looking bit before player names on the back of the tops?

Fat out of hell.

I'm on double time tomorrow. I'll help the club out.

Water under the bridge, ya c**t!

And miss out on you losing the plot like this ^^^ f**k that!

Take out the words 'happy' and 'clapping' there and that's my opinion of yourself.

Eh? I actually think you revel in the Rovers being shite. Sitting there giving your twanger an angry wee thrap.

Why? It's one of the most level-headed posts yet.

Unfortunately a "tuppence ha'penny saving at every opportunity bean counter" is exactly what we need right now. Hopefully a short term pain for long term gain situation.

I agree with the general gist of your post but calling Cove ceilidh dancers is a bit disrespectful and reeks of sour grapes. About as bad as the ding on Facebook calling them "sheep shagging farmers".

Can we get this circulated and ask people to sign to indicate that they understand?

Early yet but my mindset is accelerating rapidly towards getting Smith emptied. This is fucking shite.

I had an air horn at the Pars game mentioned above. Bought it at Halfords down the high street (remember that?) specifically for that game. Blasted it as French ran up to hit the penalty and take full credit for his miss.

Husband asks his wife to go fishing with him and she point blank refuses. He chances his luck and asks her if he can shag her up the arse or get a blowjob instead. Feeling a wee bit guilty, she reluctantly decides to give him a blowjob. She puts it in her mouth but takes it out immediately, spitting and spluttering. "YOUR COCK TASTES LIKE SHITE!!" she shouts. "Aye. The dug didn't want to go fishing either."

There's massive potential and I'm as positive about the club moving forward as I've ever been.