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  1. Dotting accounts?

    Bugger that. I was sparring yesterday and the trained fighters were taking me apart. Give me a year or two so I at least know how to block.
  2. Dotting accounts?

    Having survived my 2nd Thai boxing class and becoming a certified killing machine in the process, I can confirm that real fighters go bare foot.
  3. The New Raith Rovers Thread

    Fair play. Nobody will argue that we're pretty shocking just now. Still well within touching distance of the mighty Pars though. Stopped reading at 'You'.
  4. The New Raith Rovers Thread

    Nah. The only thing that'd make me consider stopping my support for the club is if they willingly fucked over local creditors and small businesses.
  5. The New Raith Rovers Thread

    Mention of Easton above. I've been really impressed with him since he came in. His demeanour, professionalism etc are top notch.
  6. The New Raith Rovers Thread

    Stating the obvious here but what a total abomination of a season this has been. 32 years I've been watching the Rovers now and there's been some really brutal stuff witnessed but the amount of daft decisions and shit fitba this season has delivered has it up there as one of the worst for me. Relegation would be the wee malteser shite on top of the diarrhoea icing on the Guinness jobby cupcake.
  7. The New Raith Rovers Thread

    Obviously it's not ideal and you'd avoid it if you can but... Stevenson is obviously comfortable enough playing in goals. If we were bereft of attackers and say, Craig Barr was a competent striker nobody would bat an eyelid if he played up top and had a good game. The goalkeeping situation wasn't the problem last night, our strikers inability to put away chances was. The circus around the goalie is working as a great smokescreen to us not being able to take chances against a pretty shite side. Back to basics in our next game. Get Barr in front of Bene and M'Voto so we at least have a chance of winning second balls and having a base to begin attacks from rather than the constant pressure we seem to be under. Has to be Hardie and Stewart up front as well. As much as I want McManus to succeed I feel he'd be better coming off the bench. Throwing Yaw in at the deep end might show that he can swim with the big boys. What harm will it do right now?
  8. Ayr Utd vs Raith Rovers

    We need to keep up the Pars big team illusions so make them a Cat A game.
  9. Ayr Utd vs Raith Rovers

    £15 admission at Stark's.
  10. The New Raith Rovers Thread

    Bodge would probably be baw deep in the mayhem!
  11. The New Raith Rovers Thread

    Aye. Health & Safety, eh.
  12. The New Raith Rovers Thread

    Great wee snippet from the Rovers digest today... "1897 (19th February): Rovers take on Kirkcaldy Union in the semi-final of the Kirkcaldy Junior Cup. Union were the lessees of Stark's Park at that time. The emotion of the fixture spilled over into the crowd and a pitched battle between rival fans ensued. Officials failed to clear the pitch of battling fans and so Councillor Stark took matters into his own hands and released a young bull from the byre at the North End of the ground and order was restored." I say we save money on police/stewards and just have a bull at the ready.
  13. The New Raith Rovers Thread

    It's still in the planning stages as far as I'm aware.
  14. Business ideas and ideals

    BECOME A LEGEND FUNERAL DIRECTORS Lived a boring life? Done absolutely nothing of note? Well fear not because Become a legend funerals will make you sound like you've lived out several action films during your time on Earth. Our fully ordained minister/priest will bullshit the pants off your funeral congregation. Lies include: Dived into the harbour to save a drowning child. Took over a full 747 when the pilot and his co-pilot had heart attacks and landed it on two wheels when the front landing gear packed in. Decapitated a would be rapist with a single karate chop and ended up shagging the Swedish supermodel that you saved. Played lead guitar for Queen on a Japanese tour. Everyone believes a minister/priest! Book your funeral now.
  15. Queens v Raith Rovers

    Agreed. Flawless. Thinking about heading down but I'm out on Friday night so will have to see if I'm up to the drive.
  16. Reasons to be Cheerful

    My last shift in the office tonight before 7 days off and then on to the maintenance team when I go back. No more night shift, no more on call and best of all, no more sitting on my hoop for 8 hours a day.
  17. Raith v Hibs

  18. Raith v Hibs

    It was.
  19. Raith v Hibs

    Aye, fair point. Would have been interesting to see how they impacted the game if Hibs didn't score quickly after they came on. We kinda went back into our shell when it went to 1-1.
  20. Raith v Hibs

    I was sitting in traffic on Pratt street after the game and this big bearded ding walked up to a car, shouted "YAAASSS" and fucked off. I don't even think he was at the game. Stevenson has been nowhere near as bad as some have made out. Being a Gary Locke signing wasn't helping any good will come his way but a few more decent performances and he'll be well thought of I reckon. Much better today but dare I say that the three subs coming on at the same time halted any momentum that we had after our goal?..
  21. Winning a date with a tennis player

    I'm going to wait until the Rovers are 3-0 down at half time and chance my luck with Val.
  22. Resident Evil 7: Beginning Hour

    I've been welcomed! Game is creepy as hell. Really enjoying it so far.
  23. Resident Evil 7: Beginning Hour

    My wife got me this for Valentine's Day. I'm only at the part in the attic (no spoilers!) but if this game remains consistent with the tension it has thrown out so far it's going to be up there with my favourite games. The first person enhances the game rather than work to the detriment of it. Btw, bugger playing this on VR! I'm a jumpy shambles in a fully lit living room, never mind being completely immersed.
  24. The New Raith Rovers Thread

    Shoulda took them go-karting.
  25. Raith v Hibs

    Right up for Saturday after listening to John Hughes' interview below. http://www.raithrovers.net/raithtv?vid=650