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  1. Fife Derby

    Daft optimism is kicking in the closer we get to this game. Dunfermline seem to be just a wee bit less shite than we are. Would be good to see us going at them with an attacking formation rather than this one up top bumf. As always, first goal required or else we'll draw at best.
  2. Fife Derby

    You've been choking for attention all the way through this shitfest but aye, we're the losers.
  3. Fife Derby

    Found out.
  4. Fife Derby

    Explain how that is living outwith our means.
  5. Fife Derby

    We've been looking down the league at the likes of Ayr and St Mirren for a while now. Quite easy to disregard the teams above us.
  6. Fife Derby

    No. You've been with a Pars supporter. I'd be as well shagging the needle sharp bin at the GUM clinic.
  7. Fife Derby

    Might be both. A Stone Island wearing simpleton who enjoys writing cutting critiques? House full of diaries documenting how well/badly his victims took a kicking.
  8. Fife Derby

    Never heard of it. Why'd I avoid it out of curiosity?
  9. Fife Derby

    Look, usually I'd encourage your advances provided you don't look like Sloth out the Goonies and are around about the 10 stone mark but I'm a married man. Regarding the game, we need to score first to have any chance. Don't think we will. Heading through early to have a drink in Dunfermline. Unsurprisingly looking more forward to that than I am the game.
  10. The New Raith Rovers Thread

    I just want this season to be over. Absolutely no desire to go to East End next week though I'll be there out of idiotic blind loyalty. Rip it up and start again whatever league we end up in.
  11. Bairns vs Fife's Finest

    I suppose our defenders hoofing the ball towards our striker for 90 minutes is technically playing out from the back.
  12. Bairns vs Fife's Finest

    Can't see anything but 3pts for Falkirk here to help them on their way to getting knocked out of the playoffs.
  13. Rovers v QoS

    Dobbie has whipped a good free kick in which was as close to the junction as you could get. Incredibly harsh on the 'keeper.
  14. Rovers v QoS

    The phrase "Turgid pish" has never been so appropriate.
  15. Rovers v QoS

    Derek Lyle has been on the ground more than the ball has.
  16. Rovers v QoS

    This ref is fucking shite.
  17. The Relegation Battle

    I'm a bit more confident of staying up after Saturday's performance. Battled for everything and even played some decent football. Could have scored a few more too. QotS on Saturday is huge. Cannae wait!
  18. Some season Morton are having, It'd be brilliant if they won this. Still to play Hibs twice as well.
  19. Pars vs Honest Men

    Probably would have liked the Pars to win today. Funny that they didn't though and are now baw deep in a relegation battle.
  20. Rovers v Dundee United

    Great fight shown by the players today. McManus was all over the place today in a good way but big JYM was tremendous. Bit of a pisser that the win didn't see us pull away, instead dragging the Pars back in and giving QotS twitchy sphincters (sphincti?) if we beat them next week.
  21. Next Cowdenbeath Manager 2017

    Stevo leaving the day before Locke gets the Cowdenbeath manager position. Hmmm... New player coach perhaps?
  22. Dotting accounts?

    I enjoy reading the bold Throbber too much to engage him in fisticuffs. Some boy.
  23. Dotting accounts?

    I'd like to compete but will be nearing 40 by the time I'd be anywhere near ready. Hopefully I'll get to a level where I'm a decent sparring partner for the younger competitors.
  24. Dotting accounts?

    I'm 38 but the class that I attend is for all levels. I don't think age will come into it if you want to learn. Competing may be another matter though as you'd be up against younger, quicker guys.
  25. Dotting accounts?

    Not yet. Not sure if I will either as I'm probably too old to be competing.