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I once read in FHM that women were right into confident men. Armed with this fail-proof information, I told this barmaid that I had my eye on that she fancied me. She didn't fancy me and I still cringe 20-odd years on at her reaction.

The gaffer saying that Nando is in the Marv/Sparky mould. Yasss! I can't wait to see the big lad in action.

Always the usual suspects.

https://youtu.be/yreOGiw3vec

http://www.raithrovers.net/39987/fernandy-mendy.htm

I'm incredibly optimistic about this season. In Vaughan and Hendry we have two of the potential best players in the league. A bit of luck with this new boy being a hidden diamond and an on-loan striker banging them in could turn this into a great season. I think we'll be there or thereabouts.

I'd love to say I'm shocked at a thick Fifer being about 30 years behind the curve but I'm really not. You're coming across as a bit of a thick c**t too with your sweeping generalisation.

Holy f**k, man.

This is the type of content I want when I'm on P&B. Rovers Simpsons too.

This has to be bait.

Don't be so hasty. He might have a YouTube highlights video.

No issue. I can see why my post would frustrate people keen to know about the player. Naive on my part.

Cheers! Wasn't my intention but, to be fair, I can understand how folk may have thought it was. I didn’t recognise the player.

Missing the point that by mentioning it, advising that you have privileged information but not disclosing it, you are almost the very definition of ITK, and that's not a good thing. I think you're the one missing the point that if I had any desire to appear ITK I'd post a lot more than one attempt at garnering some positivity by confirming other posters accounts of the size of our potential new signing. Aye.

I get that. Not my intention at all as I often hear of club goings-on but have no desire to appear 'ITK'. Some fans aren't overly enamoured with the transfer activity so far so I thought I'd reaffirm the posts describing the big felly to get some positivity going.

Why would I lie? It's the club's place to name him, that's all.

The Ravey flats on the sleeve?

How am I talking mince, ya ding? The club will announce it when it's appropriate.

I've inadvertently made myself an ITK w****r but naw. Hopefully he'll be announced soon.

He introduced himself but it's not for me to reveal.

Met our potential new defender today. Very nice lad and an absolute unit. New cult hero in the making, especially if he goes through players á la Marv/Sparky.

Cannae see him wanting to drop a league. Zing and aw that.

My memory (singular) of Bartholome was seeing him staring at a greetings card like he was trying to burn a hole in it with his eyes.

I wondered aswell. DDTBs I'd have worked out nae bother.

Think they're out on Friday morning.