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Watched The Illusionist last night. Thought it was very good if a bit transparent. Well worth watching. 7/10.

Ahh right. Was that the reply you done in 'code'? Think I saw it, what was the supposedly abusive part?

I missed that. What, in an inoffensive manner, did you write?

Just heard Iron Maiden's Trooper on Kerrang. What a tune! Clicky

Not sure those guys would have me! Might be better sticking to my 'Monster's hitlist clique'.

I've tried that Bowie, compliments ranged from Justin Timberlake to serial killer. Now I know I look f**k all like JT so where does that leave me? Who is the leader of the E-chat clique?......

I enjoy the baldies v beardies banter. Beginning to wish I was bald so I can apply for membership. A beard would hide my good looks so that wont be happening plus the girl would complain when I decided that I could be arsed kissing her.

Billy by Pamela Stephenson. 8/10 The Indispensible Calvin & Hobbes. 10/10 If you have'nt read a Calvin & Hobbes book I highly recommend them. They are of course cartoon strips but are sharp witted to the point that kids probably would'nt understand the humour.

Start a clique. The enemies of the slapper napper clique.

Now you just look like Uncle Fester in a bad wig.

Buying glasses at a cost of £200 when Xbass has pointed out a possible cheaper cure on the Reasons to be cheerful thread.

You get more in a can though!

Good point but I had to drive my fiancee's bright purple micra (The Barney-mobile) to work when my cars windscreen wiper broke off and I felt like a right idiot getting out of it in the works incredibly busy car park. Shallow. I know.

Just Googled the Rover 600. I like it!

No offence meant, I just couldnt make myself like the car. What do you drive Monster?

Could be worse WB, you could be driving about in a Fiat Brava, probably the worst car I have had the "priveledge" of driving. German or Japanese for me now. Apologies to anyone who actually has a Brava.

That pisses me off too. How much effort does it take to show a wee bit of gratitude eh?

The Strokes - First impression of Earth. 10/10. Not a bad song on the disc. Guitars are shit-hot as usual.

Is it a big HD ready t.v. Neilly? Im on the look out for one you see.

Drive-thru petrol station attendee's who have short arms.

Then some parent would have to wheel their kid past reversing cars and others trying to park. Disabled and Parent and Child spaces are there for a reason.

Cant stand people who park in disabled or parent and child spaces. I make a point of telling them too. b*****ds.

Aye, I dont microwave them.

I hate that too, being a kinda nice person it takes all I have to not shout at them to f**k OFF! They dont fuckin know me, Im the happiest b*****d on the planet. AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH. It's probably been said in here many times but I also cant stand people who dont indicate. Also who made up the rule that swearing is bad and that it shows a lack of vocabulary? I swear a lot, usually when Im emphasising something but Im also capable of beating Oxford and Cambridge students at Countdown. One more thing, I hate it when there is a gap in curtains or blinds.

I recorded it last night and watched it this morning. Didnt think it was as good as the first but enjoyed it and would recommend it all the same. Probably 7/10 aswell.