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  1. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    It's totally glorious up the North-West end of the town, I'm considering sunbathing.
  2. What Are You Listening To?

    An excellent choice appropriately marking the 1000th page.
  3. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    Bet you got many a laugh at him Monster.
  4. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    I dont deal with any billing thankfully. I rarely get anyone going mental but when I do I give them 'Proffessional cheek'. B)
  5. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    I do Stewarty. I think it's excellent. I got pissed off with jobs that only relied on brawn, not brains.
  6. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    You would think so eh! I might start going door to door. "Hi, you got a job?" "No" "Phone Sky then ya lazy c**t."
  7. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    Get your lazy arse along to Sky and try and get on the same shift as me. Your well qualified at talking shite anyway and you can pay for half my petrol.
  8. Worst Team

    Agree with you about John, Dazza totally screwed him over and he is a good lad. I've been trying to remember Mark Humphries name for ages. I remember one game in which he 'played' when he couldnt stop putting the ball out for a throw in when trying to play the ball up the wing. I was getting mad at him but the more he did it, the funnier it got. It was Monty Pythonesque after a while.
  9. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    That is shitty. Good luck with future applications Bowie.
  10. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    Apparently you can hypnotise chickens by drawing a line in the dirt in front of them. You could try that, you'd need a mighty big can of deoderant though.
  11. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    I had an ant problem in my flat which I dealt with by putting the kettle on and boiling the little fuckers. Was dissapointed that they didnt expand into 'Super Ants' in a pasta stylee.
  12. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    HEY!! Just for that remark I'm gonna piss through your letter box after I've pinched your garden gnomes.
  13. Shopping Thread

    I got the ones at the top after seeing them on here. You get them at Next online or in the Next catalogue. Edited to add:- Fao Cowanthebluenose.
  14. The Happy Birthday Thread

    Happy birthday Rossco81.
  15. Shopping Thread

    Capitalise Next man! Cheers SaltyTON.
  16. Shopping Thread

    Those are incredibly smart. If you dont mind me asking, how much and where about?
  17. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    Cheers for the link and pointing out my daft spelling of brake Kilt.
  18. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    My car is in for it's first M.O.T. This is the first M.O.T. that I've put a car in for and I'm dreading the results. My car is running fine but I know I need brake pads. Are they expensive? Edited due to pish spelling.
  19. Shopping Thread

    Got the Guitar Hero II pack for my birthday. Guitar Hero has some cracking tunes on it, The Ramones - I wanna be sedated, Queens of the Stone Age - No One Knows and Sum 41 - Fat Lip, amongst others.
  20. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    If I go for a jobby at work, I usually wait for the urinals to start flushing before pushing out a potentially farty number. B) Our toilets are quite big so the many flushing urinals make quite a bit of noise.
  21. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    Would you rather they didnt work at all and sponge off the dole? Snob.
  22. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    Think yourself lucky that you dont have to shave SaintSam. (Her face, pervs) Although shaving over a cold sore does seem to help.
  23. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    Or tell him you're gonna get him on the way home after school where there's gonna be loads of folk shouting "fight, fight, fight."
  24. What Was The Last Movie You Watched?

    Derailed:- Wouldnt have chosen to watch this but the girl recommended it and I thoroughly enjoyed it. 7/10 A night to remember:- Titanic movie made in 1958. 10 times better than the Hollywood version purely because there's no sign of Celine Dion. 8/10
  25. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    I didnt think 'Baby on board' signs were so offensive. Im gonna buy another one to piss off more seedless wonders.
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