Florentine_Pogen

In 1975 there were 1528 of me. In 2023 there were 52. Saints names...........pah !!

^^^ Shakira Baksh, wife of Michael Caine, played Moonbase Girl “Joanna” . So there.

Is this 'Standing with Giants' mob the gammon response to 'Led By Donkeys' ?

True. I wouldn't be too astonished if the next newspaper article concerning Wragg is to announce his elevation to the Intelligence & Security Committee.

William Wragg, folding like a cheap suit. No chance he'll be re-elected........ https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/04/senior-tory-mortified-after-reportedly-passing-mps-data-to-dating-app-contact

What's the chances of him standing in a 'Red Wall' seat as a Reform Party candidate ? Probably enough gammon voters to ensure he 'doesn't lose his deposit.'

Ivry daes a skill dae.

Re-enacting the Gillian & Jimmy Darmody incest scene from 'Boardwalk Empire'.

Please be Alloy Molloy.

Iain McChesney (29 July 1944 – 29 March 2024) was a Scottish professional footballer with Scottish Football League club Queen of the South from Dumfries. McChesney is the longest serving player in the club's history, playing with them from 1960 to 1981.

I'd assumed that this practice had been introduced to the entire Hibernian squad.

^^^ Can't spell 'paleontology' either. Burn that detritus.

"Hey baby, we're the telephone men, With brolly and black bag and a biro pen....."

Couldn't agree more.

Not now he can't............he's deid.

It's a fair cop, guv'nor. Auld age an' aw' that...............

(Shamelessly 'borrowed' from the 'Joke' thread. Apologies.)

He was An Officer and a Gentleman.

I'd like to second velo's best wishes. Hope everything works out for the enlarged Soup Family.

If that truly is the case, why are you worried about a little bit of internicine squabbling ? When the f-i-l pops his clogs, your missus should just rake in her share of the millions (hopefully not divorcing you before inheriting) and just tell her arsehole sibs to do one.

Surely, in this BrexiTory capitalist utopia of free-marketeering & choice, you must have hunners of alternatives ?? Or have they been lying to us ??

Why are people trying to immolate our native fauna ? What has the Douglas Fir been up to ?

Happy Days for Happy Howden.

^^ Recites names of cup-winning squad whilst 'pleasuring' himself.

The Steel Mangled Spanner "And the funnel's black smoke, engine giving no poke, Turning right just a smidge, might demolish that bridge, O say does that steel mangled spanner still stand ?, O'er the land of the gun, and fast food so bland."