Florentine_Pogen

He didn't last furlong. Shame.

That's assuming he can count to 28....................

They could have taken the charabanc to the Palais de Danse, bought 10 Capstan Full Strength and 2 milk stouts, taken the charabanc back home and still have enough left over from their shilling to get some chips. Them were the days.........................................................

I'm sure someone more switched on than me could do an essay on the philosophical / psychological connections between grunge, death/thrash metal, grimecore, schinctercore and drainage systems / septic tanks in Dubai.

Microwaves not reached Fife yet ?

Jimmy Carr's latest Netflix special reviewed in the Guardian. https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2024/apr/19/jimmy-carr-natural-born-killer-review-a-moral-vacuum-laughing-at-his-own-jokes ".........the man’s material is so edgy that he actually has to scan the room in case the woke police are in. “This next joke might get me cancelled,” he says at one point, like a teenager smelling his farts and chuckling that he could get thrown out of a sleepover. If delivering material that might as well have been cribbed from a Jim Davidson set can get you “cancelled” (“There’s a reason men propose on their knees – they’ve fucking given up”), Carr might well be."

John Crace takes a gander at the Truss Tome of Truthfulness.................... https://www.theguardian.com/books/2024/apr/19/five-year-old-on-acid-liz-truss-ten-years-to-save-the-west-digested-by-john-crace

.......Hiya Craig Whyte, hiya pal......................

Thoughts and prayers for anyone intending to travel dahn sarf by train this weekend. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/19/lner-intercity-rail-services-train-drivers-strike

Adolf Hitler & The Nazis (not a Britpop band, btw) said something along similar lines prior to dismantling the Weimar Republic in 1933 which, up until that point, had produced art, music & design which still resonates today.

.....and Melissa.

They built the tallest structure in the world in a fit of hubris but they didn't connect it to a sewer system. Fvck them.

Not if she's assassinated first.............

Yeah, their latest is called 'Progeria'. Jennifer digs it.

What went amiss ? Wrong type of seeds on the clouds ?

O.J. & M.J. will be comparing gloves and having a wee dance wi' The Deil.

The Reform Rabble are hardly the Brains Trust. Firstly, Fields Medal recipient Laurence Fox fails to apply in time as a Mayoral Candidate in London because of "difficulty in comprehending the forms". Now their head honcho can't discriminate being a live human and a corpse due to 'ignorance'. Some will vote for these c*nts.

Just send this as an e-mail to your line manager. You should get some kind of response by return. HTH.

Fentanyl has arrived on the Black Isle.

Constipatio.

@scottsdad and his equally malingering pal, The Prof, are the gold standard here.

Bet he knows what a treasury tag is, though.....................