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Florentine_Pogen

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  1. Have to disagree Jimi, George Martin and his Abbey Road Massive take the gold medal.
  2. That's not TurboKaren Netanyahu. That's Timothy Spall. With a wig.
  3. So, to conclude, it's not as fiery as Mrs. Maths temper after you've spilled coffee on her "William Wallace Being Hung Drawn & Quartered" tablecloth.?
  4. I"m still trying to fathom which extinct crittur Ted Nugent has on his head. A sabre-skulled pine marten, perhaps?
  5. So you just assumed that it was safe to leave a dismantled trap in the vicinity of a partner who was unaware there were 'men at work'.? A hahaha hahaha.......... (BTW, been there, done that..)
  6. Jill & Craig, aka Mr & Mrs Moet-Moments. She might be out of the slammer by now.
  7. Bizarre viewpoint, Andrew. Have you considered the opportunity cost element? If you don't cut the grass, you possibly have 'x' number of days of nagging grief from your other half.
  8. Paraboot are absolutely the dugs. Yes, they are expensive but with good care and only taking them to Hamish Robertson for resolving, they'll last many years. Currently toting a pair of oxblood Chambord.
  9. Merry Pagan Festival to everyone. [emoji318][emoji268]
  10. Does her dinner interruption strategy also extend to the bedchamber / vinegar strokes?
  11. Her - "Do you know where my *random item* is.?" Me - "Yes, it's exactly where you left it darling." Never fails to create maximum seethe.
  12. Wait....... Your deliveries burd is an Amazon? No wonder Mrs. B is suspicious. [emoji102][emoji3]
  13. Strange. I've just finished reading 'Red Dragon' and I wouldn't be surprised if Mrs. Maths is some kind of distaff Tooth Fairy doppelganger.
  14. The above, coupled with Mrs. Maths 'interesting' taste in home decor leads me to believe you could be a good bet for the 2021 Dead Pool.
  15. We always got the teacher a present on the last day of term at school (primary that is. I'd have got leathered doing that at high school). We probably wouldn't have bothered with Xmas other than a card but it's been a shit year and they are really good with our wee one so a box of chocolates isn't anything special. You could make them a nice big chocolate cake.
  16. https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000q1km/flint Watched this doc on BBC Scotland channel last night. Classic case of politician's hubris causing untold harm to populace after fucking about with the water supply in order to save a few bucks. Possibly on a par with the Thalidomide scandal in the UK in the 60's. There's also a couple of snakeoil salesmen trying to cash-in on people's misery as well. I'll find it very difficult to criticise Scottish Water now. Very worthwhile watching.
  17. From the pics further up the thread, Janey Godley looks like a very bad 1970's hybrid of Arthur Mullard and Les Dawson.
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