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  1. Haas said: “We have currently three cases of suspected Wuhan coronavirus in Edinburgh and, as far as I understand, one case in Glasgow.” He said the cases emerged overnight, adding: “The situation will be pretty similar in pretty much all UK cities with a large number of Chinese students. It’s not too surprising. My suspicious is that there will probably be many more cases in many other cities in the UK. “None of the cases I know of have been confirmed,” he added. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/jan/23/increased-likelihood-coronavirus-uk-health-secretary-matt-hancock?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other And so it begins.........28 Days Later. I predict that the share price of Gnome Facemask Co LLC will go through the roof in the coming days........
  2. Pretty serious injuries to one of the victims, according to that piece. Stupid arse of an owner should be getting sued tae fûck.
  3. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/jan/22/manchester-city-financial-fair-play-breaches-2012-13-accounting-sponsorships-uefa-champions-league?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
  4. I await with trepidation Packy “ThickFück” Bonner pronouncing this guy’s name. I’ll suspect he’ll just go with ‘the Jambo 99’.........
  5. I read this with a German accent..........
  6. Whoever it is, they’re obviously into Insane Clown Posse.
  7. Ah.....so this should be renamed as “The Liberace” thread. Everyone knew, but no hard evidence.......🧐
  8. Is that dog wearing a highwayman’s mask ?
  9. I’ll hazard that semen was deposited by a big fückin’ spider that lives above the ceiling tiles.....the rare Scottish wanking spider (arachno.onanismus.scotii)
  10. Posh basturt......bay windae AND a wicker basket...............🦴
  11. Funnily enough, so was I.....a 90 year old aunt was sent to the flames, Humanist celebrant was monoto-boring BUT the feckinh music !!!!!!! "All Things Bright and Beautiful" and "Morning Has Broken".......😝 I suppose a bit of Rammstein was asking a lot.......
  12. However, it’s much cheaper than purchasing a Gwyneth Paltrow ‘Smell Myfanwy’ candle.
  13. You were at a funeral. Workmate announces you’re getting away with murder. I’d suggest you’ve been sussed. 🕵🏻‍♂️
  14. Hmmm.....only a matter of time before you’re hitting the high notes, then.....
  15. The height difference between SkagDug and a corgi would make copulation awkward, no ? Or is the boy a fücking sexual athlete too ?
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