Florentine_Pogen

Did PalletLife turn down your application ?

Andy Goram's obit from The Guardian:- https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/jul/03/andy-goram-obituary

Lydon never wanted that Holiday In The Sun anyway................................

Tsk........'Facts You Made Up' thread for this pish................................

I set them up....................................etc,..........

MassiveStiffCockSpan ? That's a bit of a mouthful..........................

Is the phrase "are you prepping dinner ?" banned now ?

Oh come on, she needs somewhere to line up the candles whilst she's luxuriating in an emulsion of unicorn milk and manuka honey.

I'm from Capital City, not Galashiels, you ignoramus.....(You don't work in Howdens at South Fort and have a straggly wee beard a la Shaggy from Scooby Doo, do you ?)

Trying to get stuff organised for refurbing bathroom. Spoke with someone at Howdens in Leith last Thursday re. some fairly expensive worktops........"Oh aye, we can come out and measure up, do the templating and the instal...." Great, thinks I, so today I traipse all the way across town (a major undertaking in Edinburgh atm) to see the material in the flesh and get chatting to a guy in the showroom. "We only template and instal when we're doing the whole job. You'll have to get your joiner to do it on-site...." I really had to bite my lip.......................... So Howdens lost out on circa. 2.5k and I still need to find some decent worktops.

I like his one about 'All cattlegrid owners are a parcel o' rogues.......'

Never a truer word. When Bill Kaiser (He of Kaiser Permanente fame) was badgering Nixon to revolutionise health insurance in the early 70's, this was one of the cornerstones. Cynically, devilishly smart in fact.

Michael Moore's 'Sicko' is worth a watch if you want to see how US health insurers operate.

FTFY.

In that case would it not be a 'vaginator'..........?