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  1. Folk can be really weird about money. Not partner related but used to work with a couple of guys that went for a pint or two together every lunchtime. At end of week if there had been an odd number of rounds bought the one that had bought the least would had over the cash for a pint to the other. They had been working and drinking together for a couple of years and went through this every week. The idea of just remembering till Monday who's round it was seemed beyond them, didn't like 'owing' over the weekend. They were English.
  2. Was married for best part of a decade...give me cooking and ironing over all else. I always cooked and pay off was she washed and dried all dishes and pots and pans
  3. Calling Cards of Morons

    Forgot about those bams - It must have went right over my head
  4. Song titles with dance replaced by w**k.

    Bruce Springsteen - Wanking In The Dark
  5. Calling Cards of Morons

    The exception being those that have traveled in with the army or navy, this seems to narrow rather than broaden the mind
  6. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    I have my phone on mute 80% of the time, only off it when I'm expecting a call or when a game on that I want notifications from. This is to break the Pavlovian effect the notification beep was having where I just had to know what was arriving, even if it was just a news update from BBC or similar. The instant gratification effect of responding to notifications is amazing. The other half is almost climbing the wall if she cannot at least see what has arrived within 30 seconds of the beep. It was almost a retraining exercise for me to spend less time on my phone
  7. The Chooky Embra

    Not one that normally likes compo chasing lawyers and folk using them, and sob stories about how 'they haven't even said sorry'...... But in this case I can make an exception and hope the woman in this car push it is far as they can both criminally and civilly and take the ignorant old fucker for as much as they can get
  8. Work colleagues

    Assuming he lasts that long would love to be a fly on the way for for his end of probation meeting, but more likely some time before the end of January he will be having a 'get yourself to f**k' meeting
  9. The Chooky Embra

    BBC Breakfast had a bloke outside Buckingham Palace this morning. Part of the report included him stating they hadn't been there since before Christmas and weren't due back until next month. How much for an journalist and cameraman and soundman and editor to be outside a building nowhere near the scene of the crash and nowhere near where anyone involved is. And only mentioning in passing what happened to the people in the other car, as if they didn't matter
  10. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    Well stand in line with the bus stop in front or behind it, not in the way of pedestrians walking past, That the way not to be a c**t
  11. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    Please add to the list the c***s at bus stops that rather than stand in the bus stop will stand against the adjacent building or just in the middle of pavement thereby making the pavement where it is already made thinner by the bus stop even thinner if not impassable. Special bonus points for the c**t that was leaning against the edge of the bus stop with his bag on the ground completely blocking Union St pavement yesterday. One idiot managing to block one of the busiest pedestrian areas of Aberdeen in a solo effort of cuntish, lack of spacial awareness twat behaviour
  12. Calling Cards of Morons

    These are normally the types that have no clue as to the words of the verses and mumble through these parts. Therefore the only two words they really know in the song are two that actually aren't in the fucking lyrics
  13. Brexit slowly becoming a Farce.

    How can May after everything of last two days still make Corbyn look like a stupid more incompetent arsehole Cockwomble than she is. FFS Corbyn is pathetic
  14. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    To be fair a vet gets you fit or puts you down, That quite an incentive to get fit again
  15. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    Are you surprise about that if they have Radio One on