the jambo-rocker

Thank f**k I got hospitality tickets for last night. I don't remember anything other than a tap in from a shanked cross and a ludicrous refereeing performance. I'll take it over Sunday mind.

f**k off

Could you be more of a try hard? Good thing Idi Amin is no longer in charge in Uganda in time for Sibbick's international call up as he would have had him shot for the amount of mistakes he keeps making.

Any same reason why Berwick are such heavy favourites against Camelon tonight? Camelon at 16/5 or even draw 11/2 looks mighty tasty.

This Celtic Da has been waiting to post this and guffaw all week.

I was so preoccupied with whether I could, I didn't stop to think if I should.

I am admittedly ready for my bed already.

I admit, I seem to finding myself in the habit of putting a Scottish twist in somewhat foreign dishes. A while back I did a square sausage ramen(naturally attached).After going to Porto, I had the francesinha. Basically a glutinous breakfast sandwich in an secret local tomato based sauce. It was class, I couldn't stop thinking about it, I couldn't stop thinking if I could put a Scottish twist on that. I had my first day in a while yesterday, I got some streaky bacon, haggis, my go to square sausage, a steak and some cheese slices. I fried 3 layers of bread and layered it all with a sunny side egg on top, melted cheddar over it and drowned the fucker in a whisky peppercorn sauce. Not for the faint hearted, but my god it could be my 9th symphony.

Just wanted to come on and say that 'The man who filmed the tartan army' segment is absolute fucking fire.

I have tasted my medicine and it is bitter.

Celebrating, relief. What's the difference? I mean that one was your own fault for not winning, let's be honest here.

Mate, you won 2-2. Nae need to stick the knife in.

Truth. But what a safety blanket.

You see, you guys keep saying that, yet you repeating the same message, practically verbatim, makes me think otherwise. If you want to keep telling yourself and me obvs, fair play, but I think personally it still bothers you buddy.

Cba tbqhhwy. Nice you had the free time today to try m8

Not read anything before but that was a bonafide Hibsing it.

Alright, alright, nae need to metaphorically whip your dick oot here.

It's fairly generic so I imagine we'll be beating that drum for most of the season tbqhhwy.

We have 5 years to get a grassroots campaign started to stop this happening next time and move away from sky. I have no idea how to even begin this, I think we need to start banging that drum.

We have apparently never beaten Rangers at Hampden and I see no reason for that to change here tbh.

What an odd statement. If you're paying someone a higher salary and someone else, it's not unreasonable to expect more bang for your buck from the higher earner. Our expectations, and dare I say Aberdeen and Hibs also should be higher than yours in the same way your expectations are higher than your budgets/ standings over your Mortons and Ayr Uniteds. It's not unfair to say we've underperformed for achievement for a club our size and it's definitely not unfair to expect ourselves to at least be achieving a better measure up to par. Apparently if we get Europe this season it will be the first time we'll have achieved it for 3 straight seasons, ever. That's a fucking disgrace for a club with our budget in comparison to others. Even St. Johnstone have managed that historically. If you're happy with the limitations you're setting your club then good on you and I hope it's enough for you, but we feel we should be performing better than we are, that it's being going on for too long now to point where it's becoming stale and I don't see what's wrong with that.

Maybe we should also try scoring late winners more often. That would definitely help us win more away fixtures.

Going 1-0 up isn't a bad idea. We should probably start doing that more often away from home.

I'm tired lads. It's the same old cyclical horse shit time after time, almost everyone can see it and it's honestly getting boring now.

There is a Stuttgart beer festival on this weekend. Go and get yourself along and have something to enjoy over that trip and thank me later.