the jambo-rocker

Pretty shite, but not surprising. In fact I'm bored of it. So fucking subservient to Rangers and it's just dull.

Monty lives in Haddington?

We're 0 for 19 at Hampden by doing the generic be respectful patter so might has well try something different. Maybe could have waded in harder with something like:- "if they do beat us, they've most likely got Celtic, a team they've not beaten all season in the final. ...and a team we've beaten twice already."

Our average squad is height is 5 foot 8. The big physical Hearts narrative would be great to use here but it doesn't exist rn.

Thanks mate, it felt a bit word-salady in hindsight.

Thought The Scot Foam stadium was a joke and my first thoughts were to bring the fairy liquid. I find myself genuinely disappointed now.

Here for Ryan McGowan's angle if anything hurumph hurumph.

A lightweight midfield and zero people to hold the ball up top in fairly windy conditions. It's a bold strategy but I'm feeling rather bittersweet for taking St. Mirren @ 7/4s

You're trying waaay to hard mate.

Good stuff. There was me worried I'd be bored over the international break.

Obita channeling his inner kujabi I see.

Fwiw, so was mine. A solid 6/10 by most standards.

Shove it up your arse m8.* *Edit: this was meant to be to 'thanks Hearts' quote. If you guys could just take a beating like normal people, this wouldn't be a problem.

Well after today's result, their tails will be up and I shall be indulging in a -3 Celtic bet.

Don Robertson on the VAR for this game isn't fuelling my expectations of a good ole fashioned SFA shafting at all. No siree.

I'm ready to be delusional for a couple weeks aye.

Makings of an unbelievable winning run. Dens away last game of season while they fight for European fitba(probably) Celtic on the cusp of being reachable in the league Straw clutching towards *Heavy panic attacks of PTSD ensuing*

Poor team selection to start with. Back 3 wasn't necessary but made the right changes throughout the game to go ahead. Honestly thought we played a little bit wíth fire with Devlin and Tait out midfield towards the end but saw it out.

This is utter bullshit.

Fucking finally. Been wanting to tick this ground off for years.

The thing I'm liking is not only our managing to hold onto most of good players, we're coaching improvement into them also. Shankland, Forrest, Denholm, Clark, Rowles to name a couple have came on as this season has progressed. Tait will only good better and even Nieuwenhof arguably had his best performance in a Hearts jersey on Wednesday. I've been critical of the coaching team at the start of the season, but credit where it's due they're really bringing some of the players on.

Experimental was probably the wrong word to use but I hear ya.

A part of me wants us to keep going as we are and not rock the boat too much. I think you could see we were a bit all over the place with Ross County when we tried to be cute with our experimenting. I'd rather we now prioritised max strength for the cup games as we've got some space in the league for that now. Still think Gordon will get the cup games anyway.

He does this half catch/bounce the ball in front of him/ hold the ball movement when he should just catch and hold the fucking thing to his chest that has me constantly on edge ever since a family member pointed it out to me.

WE NOW GO LIVE TO PETER GRANT'S TURTLENECK