Molotov

Happy days!

Is the right hand lane on approach clearly indicated/marked as right turn only? If not then it’s clearly set by the road planners as a race to the 2nd exit. Try ramming the kunts off the road! CCTV enthusiasts will love to watch the ensuing rage.

Pickford will surely make a series of fcukups.

Looking forward to Turkey teeths post match interview.

It’s times like this I realise that some posters on P&B are so much younger than me. What is a “reflection” - is that some modern day thinking time? In my day we’d have just got the belt by whatever sadistic teachers felt like dishing out some brutal violence.

Gonna need a bigger batch….

Are they allowed by law to do that with this “pronoun” terminology used these days?

Neville “this could start riots!”

The idea of big money in England hoovering up our young talent before we really get a chance to see them get regular football gives me the boak. I understand why these clubs operate that model and why young players choose that option but it’s still fecking shite. Although I guess down the years St Mirren benefited by taking on Steve Clarke (Beith Juniors), Frank McAvennie (Johnstone Burgh) and Ian Ferguson (Clyde) at a relatively young age for little outlay but profiting later on through big transfers. Modern fitba is pish. Fcuk Sky, etc….

Why does a decision like that take so long - it was clear as day - yet Neville originally says “it’s close” now he’s saying it’s miles off. Neville and VAR are both shite.

I’m not sure if you’re at the wind up. Or have only just arrived on planet earth. Surely you realised there is only one club that will be first to raise a statement and a legal challenge about anything. That was the first clue. Simply the worst! I think it should be required viewing that you both re educate yourselves with the original orange/ginger Bomberman! Some of his quotes could challenge the greatest (comedy) speeches of all time! One in particular at 4mins 30secs: “The Holy Scotland is bringing us down”! It’s incredibly funny but rather sad that these people live in the same country as us.

Any news from Turkey on our John Hartson wannabe?

Getting back on topic. Would it be possible to round all these Jakeballs up and stick them all on the one plane, inform them that the pilot is the Pope and then it mysteriously disappears over the Irish equivalent of the Bermuda Triangle? Matt Le Tiss can discuss this on one of his podcasts. Obviously I would not wish any harm to happen to these individuals. Although perhaps abduction by aliens who perform all manner of sexual activities may force them to have a rethink about Tina Turner.

The huge financial backing to promote the marketing of English football is having a massive influence on why it’s deemed so popular all round the world not just Scotland. Hopefully the EPL crashes and burns at some point in the future.

Anyone taking bets on which Scottish club will be first? We demand to know!

I still have a shawl that was knitted for when I was “christened” aged a few weeks when some dude tried to splash some water on my napper. I still have a St Mirren 1977 centenary scarf which is one of my oldest personal mementos that hasn’t withered away or been lost in countless house moves.

Is that a Question? Was he also an actor?

I watched this film stoned. Never ever again.

I’m not asking for the top tier to be expanded. I’m suggesting a model to be reintroduced that eliminates the bottom two clubs stinking the top league up and making the championship division below a fairer competition where top club gets automatic promotion and the 3 (or 4) teams below to go into a playoff arrangement similar to what happens for decades down south. I believe the setup currently favours the 11th side in the upper league.

I think I’d rather die on a plane to Benidorm than put up with that pish. It is utterly pathetic that these people think that this is something to “celebrate”.

You talking from personal experience?

I’m afraid you’re talking pish.