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That's what happens when you venture off the footpaths. You only have yourself to blame.

Obviously you have a much better sense of humour eh? Fud.

I really need to stop winding my boss up. He just walked into the lab with a bright pink polo-shirt. "Fuxake Davie cover that up, I cannae hear the radio!" He wasn't best pleased but everyone else laughed so f**k em!

When someone tell's a shit joke then stares at you like some fuckin constipated deaf mute when they don't get a laugh. If you want to make me laugh mate, fall down a flight of stairs or something.

This is pretty much common practice i'm afraid Kilt.

Know what you mean cap, i have to do one of the most intricate modifications you have ever fuckin seen. Why can't someone design a PCB that just bastartin works!!!! Fuckin flight model aswell so first time everytime.

Last night i had a special curry with fried rice, spicy barbecue chicken wings and chilli chips from Blue Sky in Paisley Rd West. It was fooooookin gorgeous. mmmmmmmmmmm nom nom nom

Happy birthday Bill Clinton.

It's half 9 in the morning and that just made my mouth water.

I nom'd a Chicken Jalfrezi last night and washed it down with a few ciders. I've been in work since 7:30 and my belly's just started rumbling. I await Muntezuma's revenge.

Watchmen 9/10

Echo and the bunnymen - Killing Moon

Just bought a pasty out of the garage and there was f**k all in it!!! £2.75 for a bit of pasrty!!!! c***s!!!

You sure you never strayed into Barrhead.

The way some pubs over there are set out you would expect major carnage. Then again from what i could make out it wasn't that big an explosion. Good luck with the slovak btw. Jammy b*****d!

Not the kind of thing you expect in Praha. That will rock the whole city. Anywhere near you BD?

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Ain't seen this, do you have a link. What a story that would be. Imagine takinga bomb of the carousel. I would never complain about losing my luggage again.

I see what you did there.

One word "Karma"

I hate the dog next door. It barks like f**k constantly. I have always been a dog(awaits code box) person, but this mut reall grates on me. One day i was coming back from a nightshift, just opened a can of coke and took a drink. The wee shite ran up to the gate yelping and i shat myself and spilled the coke all down my neck. I miss my .22