Folk who from now until the spring equinoxe say how it is lighter in the evenings then vice versa as if this is some sort of first.
Single Duvet sets (I have a single duvet to chuck on my bed if it is chilly) that only have one pillowcase. Who only has one pillow?
Private taxi drivers who insist on being given a postcode. Taxi drivers are essential and put in incredible hours but piss off; you google it especially when it is demanded.