Oystercatcher

Steve wright Sunday snuff songs

Is this your patter? I'm guessing you are about 12?

Someone I know was in Australia and sent me this.

A place in the grun. Thanks, gets me off the mark

I'm not selling mk to anyone, I don't do social media, too old for that. I'm also old enough to know that if you think someone is who they are by their social media persona then well...

It wasn't taken as a dig mate z u just thought I'd add my tuppence worth

I gave up on Dexter after season 2

I've been watching East Kilbride now for 6 or 7 seasons. We've came up against some brilliant teams these past few years, kelty, Spartans, bonnyrigg and in the playoffs cove rangers. This year we are the team to beat and it's obvious with the vociferous comments on here regarding our team, signings and management. Some of the crap directed at mk is laughable, more often than not from people that have never met the guy. I'd be be surprised if any fan critical of him would be unhappy if he was appointed manager of their team. He's always come across as friendly and approachable at east Kilbride. Sorry if this doesn't fit your narrative. Unfortunately the modern game is about money, spending, money and spending, if you don't realise this you're either a fool or a romanticist. Yes EK have outspent the rest of the teams in the lowland league, do I feel bad about that? No. Am I frustrated about that, absolutely. We've signed and ditched players before I can even get to know their names. Do I have influence on that? Absolutely not. East Kilbride is a massive town with a massive potential. We have fans in strathaven, eaglesham, jackton, Blantyre and surrounding areas, the catchment is huge. I do think we'll win the league. Will we win a play off against a team like brechin? I don't know. I do fancy our chances if we do and meet a team like Clyde. If we do win promotion, i will always without word of a lie watch the lowland league. I think the teams in it, apart from the colts are great clubs and I've enjoyed all my away visits this year. I'm looking forward to cowden this weekend. Mon the kilby

Like Clyde will last that long

He was made captain and penalty taker, got injured and never played again, really disappointed to see that he's on his way out, looks like we'll never settle on a team

I still think about it so the shame is always there

Thanks. I thought they were just being khunts

I've been watching a show called "for all mankind" and they've been pronouncing Gemini as jeminy. Not once but all the time. Infuriating

People behind you on planes that think your head rest is there for them to pull themselves up out their own seats.

We're watching controversial things 1974 . She hits out with, I remember that, that was 1979. Then 10 mins later. When was this 40-45 years ago?

Anything London centric like big zou. Absolutely dire.

I used to quite like listening to Ellis James and John robins on radio 5 live (podcast). But recently robins needy, whiny and frankly unfunny ramblings have been seriously getting on my nipple ends.

I don't know what Mick thinks. All I know is what I'm watching is really frustrating

Dreadful this afternoon, 80% possession with our keeper having 50% of that due to us passing back from the halfway line, was like watching paint dry today. Our inability to mix it up is starting to show and we got caught flat footed too often at the back playing crab football. Usual players that looked interested, McDonald, Stirling, Flanagan and Locke. Samson up front is just a bit light, up against strong centre Half's he just bounces off them he looks lost and just runs about. Going to take about three days to thaw out from that. 5/10

Heading over to the lowland league forum to see if anyone has linked him with east Kilbride yet....

Happy New Year everyone! may East Kilbride continue to upset so many.

Whoever wins, if you DM me the long number on your bank card, expiry date and ccv number I'll pop your winnings into your account. Congratulations

I always think that dying on Hogmanay or on your birthday is a nice tidy ending