Oystercatcher

Season ticket purchased this morning, new pitch looks amazing

Dave deid dozy beaky Mick and tich

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-62048852 Ruth and her guide runner do my parkrun at Strathclyde park, an absolute inspiration

No idea but I'll take it.

Albeit a pre season friendly but Celtic 1 - EK 6 is a fantastic result

My wife's maiden name is Thomson. No p. My father in law was adamant of the no p. He also hates the colour green. He also didn't speak to me other than grunts for a year because he thought I was a Catholic because I didn't support rangers. The quicker that generation dies the better.

I'd have no chance then as I'm a short arse

I've not had a microwave for about 15 years

Yes.

That should be played every week from now until the referendum

At the start of last season there was a really unsettled team and management. Rutkiewicz steadied the team and we've carried over a good couple of players into this season and done well in the transfer market. We'll be fourth

10:07 in east Kilbride looking North

That bloody holiday advert to the Christmas tune is still being played on the radio, I feel as if Christmas has never left.