Welly boy

Its been 10 days are they still in the lift.

Be better trying a dating site.

That £150 rebate for help with energy bills for people in bands A,B and C I'm in band D do the government think everybody in band D is rolling in money.

wtf is this list, is it a list of nonces or what.

It's a free jolly to Europe for them that's all they care about, most will just drop their weapons head to another borders and f**k off.

Lets hope that isn't the last time she’s seen alive.

The Russian Negotiation Team has Stated that there has been Significant Developments in talks between the Ukrainian and Russian Governments and that they expect a Ceasefire to be signed by the two Countries in the next 2-3 Days. mobile.twitter

Scratching my head here thinking who would bye it.

As Michael Jackson would say, "Just beat tit"

£10 per sq inch of skin so x that by your waist line = ? If your a fat b***ard it should cover a months energy bill.

Has somebody took a blow-torch to Michael Stewarts puss.

They hibs players are a bunch of moaning greeting p**ks

Taking of mates.. My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, Took her 15 hours to Hoover the house Turns out she was a Slovak.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

Too obvious.

Its been confirmed that the West has high level agents in both the Russian FSB and military version the GRU. I mean very high, like Cabinet level. Nobody knows who it is though for obvious reasons, but certain leaks could only be known by Putin's inner circle... Such the exact locations of the Chechen Battalion in Ukraine and all the assassination attempts they were ordered to carry out to kill Zelensky, including precise details and timing of the operations, which all ended in failure. Double agent?

The bottom has fallen out of that market.

Just a rough guide for body parts if your struggling to pay your Energy bills..

With stories like this i think we can safely say that Russia are moving down the rankings.

Zoe Ball, Lenny Henry, Stephen Mulhern.

To all the p+b Armchair Generals...

Does it come with a box of matches.

I'm not one for conspiracy theories but Segal has to be a Russian spy and not just a cook.