DUFC - South of the Border

Rent free....

You been sniffing crushed Polo's again?

Imagine being one of the biggest and most well known clubs in the world, your closest rivals die and within a few short seasons, the Tribute Act that replaced Rangers are embarrassingly in front of your club. Fail Fail, the Celts are here...

Well that was embarrassing for MAHOOSIVE Celtic.

Ryan Bowman was a bang average National League player at Torquay United, then he went to Motherwell and he was one of the best players they ever had. I think the money even in lower league England is better than most Premier clubs in Scotland.

Equivalent to the SAS winning a bar fight whilst carrying high impact assault weapons. Why do they get so wet between the legs when they win a game against us, or anybody that isn't Celtic? The embarrassing thing is, if they played down South, they would be mid table in the National League. Calm down you Buckie addled Sharon's. You are three times the size of the rest of us.

We played well, but if you defend like that, then you put yourself up against it. It was beyond sloopy, it was schoolboy stuff.

Bless you, I see the Buckie is strong in you. You are aware you are a big club in a little league. If you played down here, you would be League 2.

Not deserved on the balance of play, but frankley two terrible bits of defending have ended our challenge.

Sitter missed that... Shanks should banged that home.

A noble effort from the Diddy Dee against a superior side in front of their own empty seats.

I would make a good Dundee fan then...

I can't, you have made me feel so welcome. I have to say, you entertain me so much x

Nah, think I'll stay. I like it here...

Gutted for you chaps, I mean Queen of the South were second bottom of the league a couple of weeks Don't give up though, 3-2 at home is easy for you giants to get back level.

Just supporting the wee Dee....

No, I paid to watch Queen of the South.

Queens are playing well, Dundee are distinctly average.

Not great for the Wee Dee....

My mate here in Devon is Leyther, and even though I am a Swinton supporter, I wish them well

A Tory!!! That is a disgusting thing to call somebody, I'd rather be forced to watch wee Dundee every game for twenty years than be Tory...

Unlucky chaps...

Yeah, that was lovely of them. Took them awhile of course, but I suppose in the end they didn't want to look like a bitter ex whose former partner has run off with someone sexier...

The idea behind this is very good, but it leaves me asking " why, when you have an idea for a dream tattoo, would you not do more research into tattooists?" Hideous result is that...

All these comments, and not one that states their purpose... sad is that.