Manifesto

Only if you're a space cadet, that wouldn't change re virus situation.

Winter etc in this hemisphere. It's a flu virus.

Darren, in the bedroom, with the Will....

The Stars in alignment is kinda cool just now.

Aye, the young fla's are raging at the moment. Lot of coke busts up here just now, politzi are going for it.

Your own fault for having a wean that wants to be in the Shire. Hope he gets knocked back.

No, but if they were dumb enough to believe that, then they shouldn't breed. I still think having weans should be means tested. Would solve a lot of problems.

Well stop saying shit if you don't know. You'll never get elected that way. Oh. Wait.

Parents should have thought of that.....

"Cross-border travel will no longer be permitted"

There was thousands of mutations detected last March. Because they are mutations, it's a 2 second job to tweak the vaccine. Vaccine might still end up shite, but they can tweak it for certain.

70% ? Is it? Is it really? Pish. You're quoting Boris as fact ffs.

Anyhoo. Guinness is a *** drink. Arfur called it a Protestant Porter (plus he set up the Ludge in Dublin).

Disagree. Plus when do you get a decently poured pint? It's gotten worse since the extra cold shite got pushed, the 'Art' of pulling pints was lost @ 2000, earlier in the Central belt.

Widgets are shite. Guinness is best from a bottle, not a can ffs.

If Indy is achieved, then the Tories will rule the Shire till Doomsday.

Correctamundo. Certain measures would have in the main been adhered to. But changing the goalposts twice a week for months, has led to a can't give a f**k anymore. England is shafted, we should just close the Border right now.

Things I learned today, the bit about putting on her slap re makeup, leaked into the English language from Polari , the made up gay language. Twas mentioned on R4 on my way to work today.

It's terrible. I normally go for young and at deaths door. * Over the last decade I probably have 80% of my points by May. Now, in the Covid Era, I'm thinking 10/15 isn't going to be enough if I just go for folk that are going to die. People that include the English Queen and her Swiss hubby are idiots tho.

Nope. I'm well renowned for being a straight laced cunto.

Nice try cunto, you're in the mix. Same sort of thing as if you guessed 3 out of 4 grandparents. But. Greenock. You're used to that

FIFA player of the Year who's about 40, far higher standard than the Shire, 16 y/o who scored a thunderbolt. Aye.

Debatable. Well no it's not. Aberdeen isn't in the Highlands ffs. East Coast no righters. Greenock is meant to be parted in some definitions. You a Lowland Riviera or Highland Riveria kinda guy?

The look on the face of Dortmund's 16 year old wean standing in for Halland, as he smashes his first goal in. Peach.

Campbeltown is in the Highlands, Aberdeen is not. It isn't a North/South thing, only a mbelter would think otherwise.