Manifesto

Only if you're a space cadet, that wouldn't change re virus situation.

Winter etc in this hemisphere. It's a flu virus.

Darren, in the bedroom, with the Will....

The Stars in alignment is kinda cool just now.

Aye, the young fla's are raging at the moment. Lot of coke busts up here just now, politzi are going for it.

Your own fault for having a wean that wants to be in the Shire. Hope he gets knocked back.

No, but if they were dumb enough to believe that, then they shouldn't breed. I still think having weans should be means tested. Would solve a lot of problems.

Well stop saying shit if you don't know. You'll never get elected that way. Oh. Wait.

Parents should have thought of that.....

"Cross-border travel will no longer be permitted"

There was thousands of mutations detected last March. Because they are mutations, it's a 2 second job to tweak the vaccine. Vaccine might still end up shite, but they can tweak it for certain.

70% ? Is it? Is it really? Pish. You're quoting Boris as fact ffs.

Anyhoo. Guinness is a *** drink. Arfur called it a Protestant Porter (plus he set up the Ludge in Dublin).

Disagree. Plus when do you get a decently poured pint? It's gotten worse since the extra cold shite got pushed, the 'Art' of pulling pints was lost @ 2000, earlier in the Central belt.

Widgets are shite. Guinness is best from a bottle, not a can ffs.