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The Derry

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  1. Of all the managers to act like a wido towards they picked big Paddy Vieira. Not the smartest move.
  2. I try to get on the pitch at least 10 times a season. Success rate each season is around 60%.
  3. I want a manager who will win football matches I couldn’t give a f**k if they had the United badge tattooed on their coupon.
  4. I reckon Thomson will be a good manager. Fine with it.
  5. Interesting that Gowser isn't in the bookies odds at all. His interview was this morning.
  6. Never been bullied myself but once in school some dingus was halfing the disabled kids during a kick about for no reason. He done it one too many times so I kicked f**k out of him. That was in 6th year and he never touched any of them again.
  7. Heard from an extremely reliable source that Paul McGowan has applied for it and is being seriously considered. Would pish my pants if that happened. Completely cement our position as a banter club.
  8. Gavin Strachan 3/1 favourite. I will literally throw myself from the top of Dens if that happens.
  9. Ach that's no fair, when big Andy Considine is in that form nobody can stop him.
  10. Our midwife for our second was class though and if we had a wee girl we thought about naming them after her.
  11. Childbirth is the scariest thing on the planet and nobody can convince me otherwise. My missus wants a 3rd kid in a few years but I'm still traumatized from her almost dying with our first. We did put in a complaint about the midwife at the time cause she was a fucking witch, nothing ever came of it sadly as she took sick leave then retired.
  12. ICT and Hamilton can sook my plums, absolutely stinking the pair of them. Partick don't have it in them to win a league. Arbroath won't be able to keep up this level another year and Raith are finished as any sort of relevant team. Ayr and Morten are seaside league teams already punching above their weight in this league so they won't pose any threats. Cove will be interesting and we are a bricker to lose up there. Hope Airdrie come up because be more fun beating them than QP.
  13. If St Johnstone stay up I reckon we win the league comfortably.
  14. Jesus man, have a bit of pride in your trolling attempts. That was pathetic.
  15. A couple of trips a season to the Clyde Riviera never done anyone any harm. Buzzing to get pumped by Inverness and Hamilton.
  16. Anyway what a team and what a season, Greenock and Hamilton away you absolutely cannot fucking beat it.
  17. Genuinely pishing my wee pants at Johnny Fingers absolutely fucking seething on a Saturday night about a “stupid wee club” What a loser.
  18. We need a proper clear out, I'd keep about 7 players from this current lot. They are bottom of the worst Premiership I've ever seen. Kerr, Byrne, Rudden, McMullan, Mulligan, Anderson and McCowan. McGinn and Sweeney would be maybes, but Sweeney is slow as death and scares the shite out of me. Anyone who says Kerr has been shite this season is at it and I would be willing to fight anyone who says it.
  19. Give McGhee the job permanently. The patter is worth it.
  20. Watch your tone when you speak to the 12th best poster in Pie and Bovril history.
  21. We are gonna cigar our way out of relegation trouble.
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