The Derry

Of all the managers to act like a wido towards they picked big Paddy Vieira. Not the smartest move.

I try to get on the pitch at least 10 times a season. Success rate each season is around 60%.

I want a manager who will win football matches I couldn’t give a f**k if they had the United badge tattooed on their coupon.

I reckon Thomson will be a good manager. Fine with it.

Interesting that Gowser isn't in the bookies odds at all. His interview was this morning.

Never been bullied myself but once in school some dingus was halfing the disabled kids during a kick about for no reason. He done it one too many times so I kicked f**k out of him. That was in 6th year and he never touched any of them again.

Heard from an extremely reliable source that Paul McGowan has applied for it and is being seriously considered. Would pish my pants if that happened. Completely cement our position as a banter club.

When did Meenie get into agency work?

Gavin Strachan 3/1 favourite. I will literally throw myself from the top of Dens if that happens.

FWIW I'd be absolutely fine with Hartley.

Ach that's no fair, when big Andy Considine is in that form nobody can stop him.

Our midwife for our second was class though and if we had a wee girl we thought about naming them after her.

Childbirth is the scariest thing on the planet and nobody can convince me otherwise. My missus wants a 3rd kid in a few years but I'm still traumatized from her almost dying with our first. We did put in a complaint about the midwife at the time cause she was a fucking witch, nothing ever came of it sadly as she took sick leave then retired.

Have some self respect man. Jesus wept.

ICT and Hamilton can sook my plums, absolutely stinking the pair of them. Partick don't have it in them to win a league. Arbroath won't be able to keep up this level another year and Raith are finished as any sort of relevant team. Ayr and Morten are seaside league teams already punching above their weight in this league so they won't pose any threats. Cove will be interesting and we are a bricker to lose up there. Hope Airdrie come up because be more fun beating them than QP.