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Teams pay big money for match-winning strikers. Its the position that is hardest to find genuine game changers in. There are plenty of average/good/great goalies with not much between them. The difference between an average striker and a great one is enormous.

if you get to include the championship, then i’m including the petrofac cup in our total

yes, obviously

“The young fella from Russia”

What percentage chance does something have to be to be classed as a foregone conclusion?

hey you guys better respect that one trophy that hibs have won

“Getting stuff for free is so degrading. By the way, did you know I just had two operations through private healthcare paid for by my tenants?”

Only a matter of time until “Porto” lands himself with the Willie Woodburn punishment. Presumably he’ll protest by glassing another innocent bystander?

Were you… looking for someone to make you say Wow again?

sorry about that. I’d like to apologise by putting my arm around you and saying I’ve booked a nice restaurant for tonight

It took me two seconds to google, it’s been around for years

Yeah, I think that’s it fucked. You can’t go into a game like this with such a clearly defined weakness like our set pieces

This game has see-sawed a little bit. If we don’t take charge of the second half and go into the second leg with a lead then I think we’re fucked.

It is the right trio but I feel like they’re all in the wrong positions. I’d prefer Lawro on the left, Air Tillman in the middle and Kenty on the right.

Why are so many Jambos shiteing themselves ahead of this tie? The Swiss are soft as f**k, you’ll batter them.

Great to see so many folk supporting the Teds with the red, white and blue IMO. 3-0, Tony Goalak with a hatty.

Can’t wait to body these p***ks. Philips gear is shite by the way.

They wouldn’t. But the point being made was that Doncaster was just a human shield. He’s not. Just because the ultimate responsibility doesn’t lie with him, it doesn’t absolve him of blame for every f**k up he’s made.

People showing sympathy with Bill Leckie because people are making fun of him are forgetting something: he’s a p***k and he deserves it. He loves giving out about others, so he’s perfectly fair game.

I don’t care that the clubs are happy with him. I don’t own any of the football clubs. He’s part of the problem. If all of a sudden all 42 club owners were replaced by competent, functioning ownership groups, we’d still have a problem with our contracts because the guy negotiating them on our behalf is absolutely shite at it.

Yes obviously. But that doesn’t absolve Neil Doncaster of his role in these continual f**k-ups and it’s bizarre that some think he should be let off just because the club chairmen are also total amateurs.

The rules for this are very simple: If it’s southeast of Perth, it’s Edinburgh. If it’s southwest of Perth, it’s Glasgow.

He’s also not there anymore.

Unlike my friend @Jinky67 in the Celtic v Hearts thread, I’m not going to be condescending and patronising to the Hibees support by telling them how tough a game this will be. We will absolutely crush you. A winning margin of less than three goals will be embarrassing. It’ll be the biggest bodying Edinburgh has taken since Edward III burnt it to the ground.