Les Cabbage

Herd immunity baby

John Souttar is definitely one, although given how injured he is all the time I possibly don’t see him play enough but I’ve seen him make absolutely tonnes of howlers defensively. I never really thought Nacho Novo was that good when I was younger, would get goals, absolutely, but in terms of his talent or technical ability I really didn’t rate him. Agree with the Zander Clark shouts, don’t think I’ve been impressed by him once and his numbers are appalling. Niche one but at my own club, Jason Naismith and Adam Jackson from a couple of seasons ago, both were absolutely woeful but most of the supporters seemed to rate them, truly horrendous football players. I’ve done Hearts, Hibs and Rangers so may aswell through a Celtic one in there; Mikael Lustig, always felt he was Celtic’s weak link defensively during the Rodgers era.

Hibs will get a 4 figure fine max, the games will be rescheduled and the weirdos on the Internet will furiously batter their keyboards. It’s a win win really, 4 weeks without having to watch Jack Ross’ shite Hibs team and everyone foaming at the mouth over it. The forfeiting calls are patter like, someone tell me how many league games have been forfeited due to teams being unable to field a team? You don’t need to btw, the answer is 0.

WE ARE THE HIBEES, WE’LL PLAY WHEN WE WANT

Got to feel for Maxwell Blackpool, all that work again not be considered.

If the rumours are true we have 1 available keeper and 8 outfield players, so no patter unfortunately.

The WhatsApp rumours have started, 9 first team players available, one of which hasn’t played a minute this season. No idea if it’s in any way true or not.

Aslong as Boyle and Nisbet are there as I've made an effort to put them in my fantasy team as captain and vice. Nisbet will be fine if he’s double vaccinated, he had it in August time so he won’t be able to get it again, although if he’s not double vaccinated he’ll still have to isolate if he’s a close contact. I could see him being anti-vax tbh.

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/football/hibs/hibs-under-18s-players-braced-for-first-team-involvement-with-at-least-ten-senior-stars-sidelined-3440525 Lmao. Assuming the 5 injured are Magennis, Allan, Doidge, MacKay and Hallberg. Chat seems to be Hanlon and Gogic have covid so 3 more plus whoever isn’t double jagged. This is gonna be a laugh.

Hanley and Dykes both picked up injuries at the weekend too, hopefully both are okay. Wasn’t in the last squad but Declan Gallagher is also injured.

It’s safe to say we won’t see him for a few days, bonfire night is approaching so I think he’ll be locking his family in his cellar in fear of Celtic supporting arsonists.

It would appear he is a real person, in typical social media fashion his Facebook has been found. 3 guesses what club he supports.

All jokes aside it’s a fucking shambles from Hibs, there were rumours going around group chats of Hanlon and Gogic having covid around 8am this morning and apparently players having a game of poker with the two of them round. There’s no chance they didn’t know about it until 11:45, they don’t give a f**k about us and they never have. Not sure I believe the poker thing though, if this team played a game of poker the game would never end, every player would just be constantly folding.

Anyone else get the 9:38 train, get their bevy taken off them at Perth by the jobsworth transport police for the game to be off when we’re not even at Aviemore yet? Get it clean up me. Getting pished in Inverness it is, train homes no till 7:30 ..

I don’t think Bill Shankly told Bertie Mee that he’s heard of the mental Hibees tbqh

I actually think we’ll win this, for no reason than the fact we’ve lost our last 4 and are bound to win soon. Suspect Josh Campbell will start based on Jack Ross’ comments, would love to drop Nisbet but we honestly have no one to replace him. Won’t happen but would like to see Dabrowski given a chance too, Macey continuously let’s in goals where they’re not glaring errors but just look like they should be saved, he’s very Mark Oxley. Looking forward to returning to the glorious Mallard, hopefully I remember more of this game than the Aberdeen game, woke up after falling asleep in my seat on Saturday with 20 mins to go adamant the score was still 0-0, I am a disgrace.

Mate, you’re in a hole, just stop digging.

I’m in no business of defending Celtic fans but I don’t think you’re meant to take that song literally. When you sing “f**k The Hibs” do you mean you want to have sexual intercourse with Hibernian FC Limited? Oh and we don’t actually think John McGinn is better than Zinedine Zidane. And Hearts also haven’t played in South Morocco either

Jamie Paterson is eligible but he’s never suggested he wants to play for Scotland, he would probably come in and play one game and never be seen again, Tony Watt knows half the team and wouldn’t take any integration, as has been said by Clarke & co many times, they want to create a club mentality, bringing in a random for one game isn’t going to do that. I’m sorry but I’m not having that, Naismith, Miller and McCoist played at the top level, the highest level of Chris Martin’s career is a season where he amassed a total of 4 appearances for Norwich in the Premier League, it’s hardly comparable.

Callum Paterson is playing in League One, the same level as Ross Stewart and Ryan Hardie who I’ve already talked down and has a grand total of 2 goals. Siriki Dembele has scored 2 goals in his last 11. Chris Martin will be 33 by the time the games come up and hasn’t really worked for us before. Watt isn’t perfect but he’ll work hard for the team, he’s in his best goal scoring run of his career that I can recall. He’s not the answer long term but a better one than your 2 has beens, Martin and Paterson , Dembele could be an option in the future but Watt is a stronger one at the moment.

The whole team is playing a lot worse but he epitomises it, in all honesty, he was brilliant for 6 months, adequate between his strop of not getting his move and the summer and then shite from summer-now. Whether it’s effort, form, overall quality of the performances being lower, I don’t know, we haven’t really changed much personnel around him though. Doidge being injured probably isn’t helping but it’s such a drop off it’s unreal.

He was also absolutely guff at Hibs, Ross Laidlaw is a better goalkeeper.

He’s been nothing short of a shambles this season, I posted the below in the Hibs Celtic thread; Would definitely be looking at Dykes, Adams and Russell ahead of him, if we need a 4th striker with Dykes’ suspension, Tony Watt is the man, not having the Ross Stewart/Ryan Hardie chat, both scored less goals than Cole Stockton in the same league this season, for anyone unaware of him he scored 0 in 15 games at Hearts and was let go after 6 months.

Those Easter Road cats eh?