RiffRaff

I have an Off The Ball T-Shirt from about twenty years ago.

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I think that it was Off the Ball that said that a sport is where you have to change your footwear to play, so that rules out darts and snooker.

Good to see that Marcus Smith is following Owen Farrell's tackling with no arms technique.

Either the referee is completely out of his depth or he has a few quid on a Quins win.

It was a superb gig, don't think that I have danced as much at a gig before.

Underworld at the Usher Hall in Edinburgh tonight.

Looks like he has got three franchises wanting his services. $900,000 a year contract as well.

This is tricky, I am genetically programmed to want England to lose at any sport, but my dislike of Irish Rugby knows no bounds. I suppose the best I can hope for is Twickenham to disappear into a massive sinkhole!

I'm a Type 1 Diabetic that didn't take that much care about my weight until I had my last appointment with the Diabetic Health Team. My glucose levels have always been on the high side and I was told that I should get an insulin pump as it would be a better way to contol my glusoce levels. A pump seems way too invasive so since the start of the year I have cut out eating shite between meals and cut back on what | do eat at mealtimes. My glucose levels are now exactly where they should be, and I have had to cut back the amount of insulin that I have been injecting to keep within the target range, however I have only lost about four pounds since I started this regime. It seems that whilst I am winning where it comes to glucose levels I am destined to be continually overweight. Win some, lose some!

I see that Hearts and Celtic have won next week's Scottish Cup games.

And there was me thinking that Bill Oddie had been up to no good.

When it is mathematical certain that Hearts are winners of the Diddyship League, do the next team of Diddies that Hearts play have to clap them onto the pitch?

Hopefullythat was before Ticketmaster almost trebled the prices.