Never mind Napalm Death, I'm stunned to learn that Alestorm are still a thing. As concepts go pirate metal was a tremendously funny one but surely the joke is wearing a little thin now.
Hey my moves are fucking raw. Look at Elsie (back left), her moves are shit but she's 93. Altogether now, We're having a gang bang, we're having a ball, We're having a gang bang, against the wall.
Sonny, I'm 86. It was me that suggested to young James that he should cover "Hey Joe". And please don't try and tell me that Black Lace are "bad music" Have you never heard "We're Having A Gang Bang". Marvin wrote some good tunes but seriously, come on.
And while we're at it, talking of magical and powerful, who can forget the first time they heard this. The sheer poetic genius of "Push pineapple, grind coffee" still brings me to my knees.