Flatulent Gannet

Oh you Lowlanders, no style.

Langoustines and a bottle of 2004 Leroy Domaine d'Auvenay Criots-Batard-Montrachet Grand Cru for me please.. Chin Chin

A gentleman, thank you sir. pip pip

Hello there good citizens of Livingston, Lord Snooty of Ross here. I have decided to attend said match between the Lions and the Staggies. However, my Helicopter is in for its annual service, so I have to make my way to Livingston by way of the internal combustion engine. Due to a misunderstanding between Northern Constabulary and myself over allowable alcohol limits, my driving licence is temporarily out of bounds. I have, therefore, instructed my Driver “Tam”, to prepare the Bentley, and take me to the game. Tam is a real highlander, and considers anything south of Aviemore as England, so has no clue about the road layout in your good town, and asks for suggestions for the best place to park the Bentley, enabling him to make an efficacious departure north after the game. Would any of your good selves be able to offer parking advice, it’s Tams birthday on Saturday, and he is keen to get home to his wife, Morag, he says he is on a promise, or something like that. Thanking you in advance. Pip Pip

The same people that permitted the Inverness Orange march, have banned a march in Portree, by some folk who are upset about NHS provision in the town. What’s the logic in that ?

Look into my eyes, not around my eyes …….

Daddy, I know Ross County are going to get stuffed by Rangers tomorrow, but I will be there for you when you get back. He is growing so fast, catching up with his sister now. @alta-pete go for it, you know you want to.

Ebony Ivory

So sorry for your loss. All of us who have had dogs know that one day they will break your heart, and we all know how you feel.

Our two, when they weren’t trying to chew each others ears off.

I’m smelling a rat here. I think there is a cunning plan being hatched here. Make County think they only have to turn up and collect the three points, then BANG, Shankland hatrick, and a 6 nil drubbing incoming. Hope I am wrong

Quite well really. Bonnie, the black lab is only 18 months old, so is still a pup really, so they play a lot with each other. Banjo the pupster has sharp teeth, and Bonnie is three times the size of him, so the play can get a bit too boisterous , so one of the will get some time out in their crate. When they stop trying to kill each other, they like to curl up together and fall asleep.. it’s hard work at times, but worth it as you can see that they have bonded well. I’m not sure how well it would have gone if Bonnie had been older, she may not have been so patient !

Or even Central ?

Banjo is that worn out after playing with his big sister, he needs to recharge

Our new pupster (9 weeks) tries to hump Bonnie (18 months). Think he is going to be a handful.