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cocopaterson

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  1. What happened to the jobby that couldn't sing........It just sat there humming
  2. I’m starting a clown shoe business. It’s no small feat.
  3. Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
  4. It’s like looking in a mirror coco 2
  5. Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
  6. A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a shitzu.
  7. I’m looking for a job. [emoji605]
  8. Patient: “Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my bum.” Doctor: “I’ve got some cream for that.”
  9. A Traffic police pulls over a circus clown for speeding The policeman asks the clown "Why were you driving so fast?" The clown says "I'm headed to Troon for a circus show and I don't want to be late." The policeman asks the clown "What do you do in the show?" "I'm a juggler" says the clown. "Alright" says the policeman , "If you juggle for me here, I won't give you a ticket." The clown says "I don't have my equipment, it got sent ahead of me." The policeman says excitedly "I've got some flares in the back of my car." As the clown begins juggling the flares on the side of the road, a good-old boy, drunk as hell,pulls in behind the policeman to witness the spectacle. After watching for a few minutes, the man then climbs into the back seat of the police car. The policeman, having never seen a man arrest himself before, walks over to the man and asks "What are you doin, son?" The man says "You may as well take me to jail now, 'cause I ain't gonna pass that test."
  10. Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, “if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!”
  11. Great news............. Passed my exam. So I’m fully qualified if a job comes up.
  12. Cheers BP. Once bought a budgie that went cheap.
  13. Something like this is what I’m looking for.
  14. That’s me just catching up, I’ve been at school. I’ve a test next week, does anyone have a 6 inch frame bike with a horn?
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