A Traffic police pulls over a circus clown for speeding The policeman asks the clown "Why were you driving so fast?" The clown says "I'm headed to Troon for a circus show and I don't want to be late." The policeman asks the clown "What do you do in the show?" "I'm a juggler" says the clown. "Alright" says the policeman , "If you juggle for me here, I won't give you a ticket." The clown says "I don't have my equipment, it got sent ahead of me." The policeman says excitedly "I've got some flares in the back of my car." As the clown begins juggling the flares on the side of the road, a good-old boy, drunk as hell,pulls in behind the policeman to witness the spectacle. After watching for a few minutes, the man then climbs into the back seat of the police car. The policeman, having never seen a man arrest himself before, walks over to the man and asks "What are you doin, son?" The man says "You may as well take me to jail now, 'cause I ain't gonna pass that test."