Junior Pub League

Wait until you find out he's not really called Russell Anderson.

Tell me more, tell me more

Pictures or it didnt happen.

Once met the Peterhead team in The Grill, circa 1995, they were to a man a complete bunch of cocks. David Goodwillie is a complete c**t of a human being. Had an entourage of hangers on, every single one of whom behaved in exactly the way you'd expect pals of Goodwillie to behave like.

Oh yeah, Pineappleade is a good one. The worst is Bubblegum, looks like something sold by Colgate and somehow manages to taste as bland as possible.

Heads gone M56, take some time off for your own well being.

If you seriously think his parcel of rogues will help achieve independence then I've got a treasure map you can buy for £1 million.

Irn-Bru isnt even the best flavour of fizzy that Barrs make. Red Kola and Cream Soda are far better.

There is a big difference between being box-office and people laughing at you rather than with you.

No chance this party gets anywhere near 5%. Look what happened to that Socialist rabble when they fell out over Tommy Sheridan allegedly being nuaghty, their vote share fell off a cliff and the splinter party never got any traction as people didnt want to vote for a party that had made a complete c**t of itself. Salmond is shitting all over his legacy here, he'll pull in votes based on his past name but they'll not get anywhere near electing a single MSP, and is destined to go down in history as a fud. Its a race to be bottom between Nipper and Pussy Galloway to see who can f**k up their career in the most spectacular way.

tick tock tick tock for the SPFL bed blockers like Brechin and Cowdenbeath.

Saw a report on Youtube last night that Nascar are racing on a dirt track this weekend for the first time since 1970.

I'd rather watch Cliffhanger.

Great news for the kebab shops of Belmont Street.

Not really. They are a village team who've wasted any potential they may have had clinging to a dead "grade" over the chance of progression. The smallest club in the Championship is Alloa and they are still a bigger club than Talbot.

Anyone who uses or even looks at the xG stats is best placed on your ignore list. Its meaningless numbers for puddle drinking idiots who dont understand football.

Back in the day (early 90s) Aberdeen was the only area of Scotland that The Sun outsold the Record hence why there was a Daily Record shop on Union Street as they sought to regain the upper hand.

I know you are a habitual liar but where on earth are you getting that POV from? Even for you thats a massssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssive stretch.

He's big chums with Nipper Salmond.

Forward thinking clubs will ditch the Albatross that is the "Junior" cup to ensure their league campaign doesnt suffer.

why?

I'd rather Glass than some perpetual loser jobber like Tommy Wright and that ilk.

Except Gerard was an utter disaster as the manager of the Liverpool youth team and was *ahem* moved into a different role at the club. Its clear its the backroom team that have taken Sevco to the title rather than the actual manager.

Too much mad cow in their bridies?

Hamilton relegating Kilmarnock on the last day will be the most delicious thing thats happened in Scottish football since 2012.