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She can give me a bed bath any day of the week

Any photies of aforementioned nurses?

There was some cracking tackles going it from both sets of players

That's made my weekend. Just about in tears at the end of that. What a fkin day that was and what a night as well.

An ex g/f of 20 odd years has started messaging me in the the last week or so. She's recently split up with her man and says she just needs a friend and someone to speak to and that I'd always been a nice guy when we were together. I'd been friends with her on FB for a few years before this starting so I know what she looks like now compared to back then. Fk knows where its going. I'm married and she knows that. My wife is a fkin ignorant cow though BTW she's a nurse

Anyway joined the Rock the Lock Down page on Facebook? It was like Tinder the other

Yes!! Normal service has resumed

I used to work with a big Fifer (I think he was from Buckhaven) and he always described his wife as "having a fanny like a pulled out fireplace"

We have similiar. We have 1 guy replies "Noted" to every company email that comes out

Today I did 7.30 to 12.30. Stopped, had lunch, went to Asda then went for a walk round Strathy Park. Then did another hour from 4.30 to 5.30 preparing stuff for a colleague to work on tomorrow. Its slow as fk accessing the work network drives through the VPN

Any more nurse pictures? (asking for friend...)

LOL!!! I'll save that for week 2

That's another story

Mine has developed an annoying habit of playing Candy Crush in bed on her tablet. Last Thursday night she went to bed about 10pm. I went up the back of 11 and she's lying there playing Candy Crush. Luckily I can get to sleep through just about anything. Anyway I woke up about 1.20 and she's still playing it. Friday, Saturday and Sunday night were pretty much the same so as a result she's absolutely fkd and crabbit today as she's had fk sleep over the past few nights. Hell mend her

Hibs because my dad was a Hibee

It will be a madhouse.

We are similar. The times you are logged in on Skype for Business will be compared against hours booked on weekly timesheets. Also warned about streaming music/movies through the work computer while its sitting in my house

The Cassandra Crossing

My 1st car. Cost me £300 back in 1986

Working from home as from tomorrow. Got to take my desktop PC and 2 big 24" screen home

Until June last year I was working over in Rotterdam for a large multi-national engineering company unfortunately due to family events and circumstances (dad died, mum hd dementia and has had to go into care) I had to come back to Scotland> i was out of work for a few weeks and the job with an engineering company in Falkirk was the 1st one that came along. Planning to go back to the NL later this year (if I survive the Covid-19 pandemic)

It's a long story

Just been along Falkirk High Street as I had to get something in Wilko and the old dears of Falkirk must have the "it'll never happen to me" attitude as the the street was thronged with them Before anyone asks, I work in Falkirk, I'm not here by choice

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