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I usually watch and read movie reviews of films I've just been to see but had to stop with joker reviews as some of them are unbearable. I've never been so sure about my thoughts on a movie in my life so I don't feel I need to hear differing opinions on it.

Couldn't find this thread last night for some reason so put my thoughts on the joker thread, but I'll put it here too. 10/10 for me. The most perfectly made movie I've ever watched. There's not a single scene wasted. Even when not much is happening I couldn't bring myself to go pee as every single scene, word or movement has a purpose in this movie. Towards the end I literally sat shaking my head in disbelief at how perfect a movie it is. There might possibly be movies I've had more enjoyment watching, but as a piece of filmmaking it's an absolute masterpiece. I've never left the cinema feeling the way I felt after it finished, almost in a state of shock at what I just witnessed.

10/10 for me. The most perfectly made movie I've ever watched. There's not a single scene wasted. Even when not much is happening I couldn't bring myself to go pee as every single scene, word or movement has a purpose in this movie. Towards the end I literally sat shaking my head in disbelief at how perfect a movie it is. There might possibly be movies I've had more enjoyment watching, but as a piece of filmmaking it's an absolute masterpiece. I've never left the cinema feeling the way I felt after it finished, almost in a state of shock at what I just witnessed.

Colin Weir will be spinning in his grave at this result.

I read it as we have done really well to get a keeper of his quality in compared to the shambles of a keeper we have currently, not that morton have done wonders gazumping every other team in the league to his signing.

I have very few worries about us in attacking sense this season but my god is our defence and goalkeeper going to cost us points this season. Defence basically fell apart when strapp went off, not helped by Ramsbottom chucking them in the net every game. Nesbitt, Cadden and Salkeld all look promising playing off Sutton but I don't think Jacobs and Lyon work together as a two in midfield. Bottom line is hopkin needs to beg, borrow or steal to find the funds for another goalkeeper right away or we are in for an extremely rough season.

I came up with a new word yesterday; Plagiarism.

Oliver's best attribute when he was with us was his hold up play. He has excellent upper body strength for his size. If anything he would hold on to the ball too long a lot of the time when there were passes on and it would ruin the attack.

Weird to think that Rico Quitongo grew up playing football with Jose and Jai yet looks like he's never seen a football before in his life.

Well you weren't wrong. You found even more tragic ways.

We have been professional and tenacious with some enjoyable attacking play, but you have to worry about Dumbarton this season as that was one of the most inept displays I've seen at cappielow in a long long time.

Crawford looked raging at half time that they were winning 3-0 so maybe he's worked his magic at half time to bring this performance out of his players.

Dallas was not ready for the championship last season but who knows how he will do as he develops. Rangers clearly think highly enough of him. We had absolutely nothing up front the first half of last season so Johansson seemed excited that we would have a striker he'd worked with before that would run the channels and harass defenders. After a decent debut he soon went out the team despite our lack of options and never really made it back in, and any time Johansson did throw him a bone it was painful to watch. If I remember correctly his best game for us was away to Falkirk towards end of the season but even then he was average. I think the fact that Johansson worked with him at rangers and we were crying out for a striker with his attributes yet he still doesn't trust Dallas says it all about his performance levels.

I know we are shite but come on.

Mcrorie is a very capable goalkeeper at this level. Some morton fans seem to think he has a good kick on him but I've always thought his kicking was his one real weakness, especially if he wants to progress at a higher level. Luckily he can throw the ball a lot further than he can kick it and it's an amazing way to start counter attacks that is an advantage over other teams in the league. He had a couple of dodgy moments at a time when we were absolutely awful and the teams confidence was rock bottom, but I rarely remember feeling more confident and safe in a goalkeeper at this level in my time supporting Morton.