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Absolutely love that moment in situations like this where they think they're Billy big bollocks and then they have the sudden realisation that they hold absolutely zero power.

My dad broke and entered yer maw.

I'd need to see it again but I thought he slipped as you said and recovered excellently. Wouldn't say it was a howler if it was in fact a slip but it was definitely heart in mouth. As for Mcpake I obviously never saw him for Dundee but one thing that struck me watching him this season is how well built he was for a young boy, so I wonder if he's bulked up over lockdown if you're saying he was always out muscled.

Nicky Cadden was a sand dancing idiot with no end product before he joined us so that's a bit of a strange choice, regardless of the fact that signing someone to have the season Cadden had for us last season is extremely difficult at this level.

That was easily one of Muirhead's best performances in a Morton strip, which tells you all you need to know about his performances for us so far.

I very much agree that we were very blunt in attacking areas (we knew we would be when the lineup was announced with 4 centrebacks, 3 defensive midfielders, two non out and out strikers and whatever the f**k Muirhead is) but apart from a decent opening to the game I thought Dundee mostly only threatened from Adam's corners and set pieces which our defence dealt with admirably in my opinion. Second half was a complete non event but if anyone was going to score it was probably us in the final 10 mins. The two teams cancelled each other out for most of the game so I can't quite understand some Dundee fans' thinking that there were levels between the teams and that we should be worried. We definitely don't have the quality in attacking areas to win many games comfortably this season but with McPake and Nesbitt starting we will cause teams problems, so if our defence continues to impress then I think we will be fine this season.

You watching it on an etchasketch?

Wee snakey Ray sounded absolutely overjoyed with QPs performance against what was largely a 2nd string team from midfield to attack. Definitely an impressive first quarter or so but after that I thought we got a foothold in the game and as soon as we brought on our first choice players I thought we pretty much controlled things. Gillespie was impressive in midfield and obviously Simon Murray will be a great asset when he's back, but I was surprised to see him so happy with the 90 minute performance, mainly because I've never seen the miserable c*nt be happy ever.

I usually watch and read movie reviews of films I've just been to see but had to stop with joker reviews as some of them are unbearable. I've never been so sure about my thoughts on a movie in my life so I don't feel I need to hear differing opinions on it.

Couldn't find this thread last night for some reason so put my thoughts on the joker thread, but I'll put it here too. 10/10 for me. The most perfectly made movie I've ever watched. There's not a single scene wasted. Even when not much is happening I couldn't bring myself to go pee as every single scene, word or movement has a purpose in this movie. Towards the end I literally sat shaking my head in disbelief at how perfect a movie it is. There might possibly be movies I've had more enjoyment watching, but as a piece of filmmaking it's an absolute masterpiece. I've never left the cinema feeling the way I felt after it finished, almost in a state of shock at what I just witnessed.

10/10 for me. The most perfectly made movie I've ever watched. There's not a single scene wasted. Even when not much is happening I couldn't bring myself to go pee as every single scene, word or movement has a purpose in this movie. Towards the end I literally sat shaking my head in disbelief at how perfect a movie it is. There might possibly be movies I've had more enjoyment watching, but as a piece of filmmaking it's an absolute masterpiece. I've never left the cinema feeling the way I felt after it finished, almost in a state of shock at what I just witnessed.

Colin Weir will be spinning in his grave at this result.

I read it as we have done really well to get a keeper of his quality in compared to the shambles of a keeper we have currently, not that morton have done wonders gazumping every other team in the league to his signing.

I have very few worries about us in attacking sense this season but my god is our defence and goalkeeper going to cost us points this season. Defence basically fell apart when strapp went off, not helped by Ramsbottom chucking them in the net every game. Nesbitt, Cadden and Salkeld all look promising playing off Sutton but I don't think Jacobs and Lyon work together as a two in midfield. Bottom line is hopkin needs to beg, borrow or steal to find the funds for another goalkeeper right away or we are in for an extremely rough season.

I came up with a new word yesterday; Plagiarism.