Beans on Toast

I've read this several times and I'm still in bits at "anti-math". Thank you for sharing.

Even if you allow the awful take that people who suffer from mental health issues are "weak", because they are "weak" it doesn't matter that they suffered in silence? Shame not everyone is a mental strongman like yourself.

I cannot stand it when people use a non-white ball. I'm not sure if I'm a little colour blind, need glasses or an just a grumpy old git, but I cannot seem to tell where the ball is half the time. Can just about cope with orange but the silver and leopard print (or whatever it is) one just piss me off. Anyone else feel like this? And yes I did just get beat by someone using one of these balls and I've turned it off in a huff.

Well I was disappointed at RTTF Draxler, but compared to you guys I'm doing well.

Doubt it'll help much mate but now is as good a time as any to say I really enjoy all your xG and stat analysis, even though its about St Johnstone. Would love to see that about Hibs. But sometimes having a break and just switching off from everything helps. Hope you're feeling happier soon.

Reading that back its not clear so for that I apologise. It wasn't an icon at all. I thought it was going to be but it was just some Czech TOTW player.

Walkout - Czech I'm thinking, what Czech players are deserving of a walkout? Then its GK and I realise, of course, Petr Cech! Not the best but from a normal pack you can't complain. Then its some 82 rated twat I've never heard of from TOTW. Crushing.

I remember having a Skelator action figure as a youngster and if you look at my wife in a certain light there are similarities. Maybe this guy is on to something. Or maybe they're a complete tit. Thanks for sharing, made me laugh/cringe.

I completely agree with this. Great minds think alike eh effe?

I wish I hadn't done him to be honest. Similar form to you, but I thought with his stats (I've done the same one with Hunter) he'd be better.

All good things come to an end. Stay strong.

I suppose I can understand your situation more. I'm thinking of my own, the wife insists on having the front door locked at all times, as if its unlocked for even a minute some junkie will obviously get in and rob/murder us. I could understand it more when we lived in Dundee, but we live it a nice place now. Still I'd always take a key. Think its more likely that you'd unexpectedly need it than lose it. Especially as the situation you've highlighted above is a possibility, however slight. Ps. Huge fan of your art.

Thats your fault for not taking a key. My wife will be taking the kids out a walk or whatever and say "you'll be in when I get back so I won't take a key". Why? I don't understand the issue with taking a small metal object out with you in your pocket. What if I'm halfway through a jobby when you get back? Or in the middle of an intense game of fifa? I'm not meaning to sound like a p***k, but genuinely whats your logic behind not taking a key?

You are most welcome.

I appreciate you sharing this, and while enjoyable, I'm not sure I'd say it was better than the original.

The stick song is a work of art.

Hopefully will do. I've got Jota, Silva and Thomas Partey in my team. Hoping he'll get one after 2 assists the other night. Always good to have a Thomas in there, sure you'll agree.

The gamble is if the player is in the team of the week they get a point or 2 added each time. At the moment since none have been in TOTW they're all the same as the base card.

Now now. Might get drawn against them in another cup game. Really happy with that signing.

I enjoyed that wonderful imagery immensely. Thank you.

Horrible excuses for humans? Next step, if you earn over x amount you don't have to wear a face mask and can stay in pubs past 10.

Mine does the exact same. Also leaves the gloves perilously balanced on the edge of the sink, so if I knock them into the basin of water, that she's left there, while getting rid of the water, its my fault.

I always thought of that as more of a hobby.

I'd like to know what these jobs are that are more suited to males and females are? Are some jobs, say, 70% suited to males?

As an expert in the field, let me tell you that this will be unsafe.